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I didn't think it was so bad..
..personally I would have gone the creative route. First I'd cork his behind so it's hermetically sealed up real nice. Then I'd force him to eat 2 dozen of those plain mud beef soft tacos from Taco Bell. Ya know, their simplest taco where the "meat" looks like reformulated turd. Then I'd have him wash it down with a dozen egg yolks mixed together with two cups of habanero sauce. I'd finally make him down a nice gallon sized jug of Acme Ultra Colon Blow Laxative. Right after this I'd have him tied up against a wall with his arms and legs spread. Duct tape would be placed over his mouth and a clothesline pincher placed on his nose. Then I'd get the best punter in the NFL to give 76 swift kicks to this dude's groin.
One this preparation is done I'd then proceed to begin the torture..

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Another shining example  Linux User 147560 | 01/02/05
I could make several assumptions as to why...  Stellardyne | 01/02/05
Yahtzee on number three  Squawkbox | 01/02/05
Doesn't your presumption...  ShadeTree | 01/03/05
Not in the slightest...  Stellardyne | 01/03/05
Umm...  rapson | 01/03/05
Other countries don't matter...  Stellardyne | 01/03/05
Having trouble reading for comprehension?  ShadeTree | 01/04/05
Playing the odds  seosamh_z | 01/03/05
Never been around Asians have you  voska | 01/04/05
Unfortunately, this just the start ...  George Jay | 01/02/05
but  doh123 | 01/02/05
Funny you should say that...I have a story..  Stellardyne | 01/02/05
After this guy is escorted to personally apologize  Squawkbox | 01/02/05
Ironically...  X Marks The Spot | 01/02/05
True True  Squawkbox | 01/02/05
Public floggings and hangings???  AmusedAtItAll | 01/02/05
Intent behind Squawkbox's post...  Stellardyne | 01/03/05
Yes, IF he is found guilty in a court of law  Squawkbox | 01/03/05
Public Floggings  bhartman36 | 01/03/05
But then what to do with you  voska | 01/04/05
Re: But then what to do with you  bhartman24 | 01/04/05
sadistic...  DarbyOhara | 01/03/05
Am I really?  Squawkbox | 01/03/05
I didn't think it was so bad..  Jeff Spicoli | 01/03/05
Seriously Jeff and staying on topic too  Squawkbox | 01/03/05
He is probably a Linux User  Anon_ymous | 01/02/05
He is probably a Linux User  AmusedAtItAll | 01/02/05
Logically, he must be a Linux User  NonZealot | 01/03/05
Impossible, the tsunami spread just like the Slammer and Blaster worms  Xunil_Sierutuf | 01/03/05
You are probably a retarted  Anti_Zealot | 01/03/05
No_Ax, Shame On You!!  itanalyst | 01/03/05
Profiting?  rapson | 01/03/05
You Vill Silence!!!  bjensen4@... | 01/03/05
Good !  BitTwiddler | 01/03/05
opening DVD packages for anyone that wants it  Squawkbox | 01/03/05
Can anyone tell me what, exactly, his crime was?  Sir_Chancealot | 01/03/05
I'm no lawyer...  Anti_Zealot | 01/03/05
Under the best of circumstances...  ShadeTree | 01/03/05

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