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Hidden Dummy, Crouching Tard
Ha! I knew eventually this strategy would save me great troubles!
Google Chrome (her favorite color)? Interweb Exploder? Fire Faux (huntsman, call the hounds!)? Safari (not me Bwana).
Nextcrate Navatater? Mosaic?
Uhuh.
The least tampered with by Haksores of ALL TIME is (drum-roll please)..........
.....Neoplanet!
And it has that nice lady's voice telling you'r customer "Neoplanet is online!" whether or not Neoplanet is indeed online, this gives the IT pro an easy out, sort of like, you'r ISP's servers probably have "Ringworm", if it's not loading pages faster by ...oh say thursday, call me back and I'll reconficker you'r Intertubes client to leech all the bandwidth from their T1 by backing in through Skycache....yeah, that oughta do it, 'cause ya'll have a super fast 56K dialup connection, should handle all 20 of the pr0n surfers in billing, oh wait, they handle themselves right? (snicker).
Thank you for reporting this problem, it's them shyknees again!
"click".


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