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Very funny!
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Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!  Userama | 08/29/08
MS is not stupid, just GREEDY (n.t.)  OldGuru | 09/02/08
From the Horse's Mouth...  Your Mom 2.0 | 09/03/08
Google to patent 'Forward', 'Backward' and 'Home' buttons  Web Smart | 09/03/08
I'm going to patent sexual intercourse now.  AtomicFusion | 09/05/08
Doggy style patent  Web Smart | 09/11/08
Ha ha ha ha... It made my day  ffajardo3 | 09/11/08
Sexual Intercourse 2.0  odracyr@... | 09/11/08
...and what does a "license" for that get me?  Dan0man | 12/30/08
I demand patent reform!  Linux Geek | 08/29/08
"I demand M$ patent reform". Fix that for you. (nt)  ye | 08/29/08
Twice fixed  Hemlock Stones | 08/29/08
"M$ patent reform"? c:\format M$  Thempleton | 10/11/08
Huh?  daMan25 | 08/29/08
I agree the patent system is broken, however MS have shown their evil by...  brainphreak | 08/29/08
Big Blue  DaemonSlayer | 09/01/08
"DOS?!?!?!? What's that?" ...  Media-Ted@... | 09/03/08
DOS not DoS  efronck@... | 09/04/08
And there you have it....  constable_bill | 10/09/08
One of my old Commodores...  AttackComputerWhiz | 09/11/08
I think equal time is the only ethical way here. .  xuniL_z | 09/02/08
IBM  steeleweed@... | 09/02/08
Whaaaa? The company that tried to patent advertising on the internet??  xuniL_z | 09/02/08
Actually...  bmerc | 09/02/08
Do you view software patents as ok?  xuniL_z | 09/02/08
Re: IBM  thebigming | 09/03/08
Re: MS  xuniL_z | 09/03/08
"...without IBM we wouldn't have the PC...."  Loggies | 10/09/08
I agree the patent system is broken, however MS have shown their evil by...  Thempleton | 10/11/08
Yes it is their fault; you can't blame your actions on an unfair system  exolon | 09/02/08
Outrageous!  The_Quietman | 09/02/08
A Strong Anti-trust Remedy Would have Included Patent Restrictions  lcarliner@... | 09/03/08
Patent Reform  bigtoewossi | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  stu5011@... | 08/29/08
Revolution?  daMan25 | 08/29/08
It's a HGTTG paraphrase  AndyCee | 08/31/08
Siriusly Speaking  barence773 | 08/31/08
Might as well start here...  Media-Ted@... | 09/03/08
No they wil be Number Three, now  wallis2004 | 12/30/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  jhicks@... | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  edse83 | 08/29/08
And OSS advocates question whether OSS really infringes...  ye | 08/29/08
Well NOW there's no doubt... sheesh  Michael Kelly | 08/29/08
Yes they do, and they should  IT_User | 08/29/08
Of course, that same question shouel be asked...  jasonp@... | 09/02/08
Missing the obvious?  Anton Philidor | 08/29/08
Watch out for those trees, there's a million of them.  kozmcrae | 08/29/08
Patents are tolls, not roadblocks  Anton Philidor | 08/29/08
Patents for software are trouble.  storm14k | 08/30/08
Too many patents to pay?  Anton Philidor | 08/31/08
Gates said patents are bad for innovation  deaf_e_kate | 09/01/08
tolls and patents  DaemonSlayer | 09/01/08
Thank you mister spinmeister  chemist109 | 08/29/08
Charitable and unnecessary assumption  IT_User | 08/29/08
A waste of time and money, then?  Anton Philidor | 08/29/08
Not necessarily a waste  IT_User | 08/29/08
Some examples of prior art...  jasonp@... | 09/02/08
I remember "| more"  IT_User | 09/03/08
Yeah - patents shouldn't be "hairsplitting."  CobraA1 | 08/29/08
Steve Jobs Patents "Monkey Boy"  itanalyst2@... | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  MarkLR | 08/29/08
Do you use a computer?  p0figster | 09/02/08
Do I use a computer?  patrickmorrison@... | 09/04/08
Similar but not the same  celeriun@... | 08/29/08
WANG had it 30 years ago.  Bruizer | 08/30/08
NewWord and CP/M  The_Quietman | 09/02/08
Only an idiots  storm14k | 08/29/08
So who do you think runs the patent office?  Ole Man | 08/29/08
Q: who runs the patent office???  DaemonSlayer | 09/01/08
Exactly, right on track  Ole Man | 09/03/08
Patented to the Public  dunraven | 08/29/08
I don't blame MS at all  Michael Kelly | 08/29/08
there is a way...  snberk341 | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  enigh | 08/29/08
SHHHhhhhh!!!!  linux for me | 08/29/08
Donot worry pal they are pettenting more than this  sanousy.howari@... | 02/07/09
It may already be patented...  storm14k | 08/29/08
Walking papers  Rick_R | 08/29/08
Concepts and Understandings  Oxcart | 08/31/08
Oo, oo, oo.  kozmcrae | 08/29/08
I called dibs on... and : ) NT  psquared007 | 08/29/08
Then I get  Confused by religion | 08/29/08
Ridiculous  johngalt_0705 | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  goingbust | 08/29/08
If this doesn't show how broken the US patent system is...  BitTwiddler | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  goingbust | 08/29/08
Heck I infringed on this 25 years ago.  Bruizer | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  msanto00 | 08/29/08
How in the world did this get granted?  CobraA1 | 08/29/08
"This doesn't even pass the common sense test"  Ole Man | 08/29/08
Not too different from Apple  kdarling | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  brainphreak | 08/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  Kebbles | 08/29/08
CTRL-ALT-DEL Patent  kitko | 08/30/08
Good one  AndyCee | 08/31/08
CTRL-ALT-DEL Patent  spikemarty | 09/03/08
Microsoft Invalidates the PATENT SYSTEM  null | 08/30/08
More power to them  croberts | 08/30/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  sgtbooger2@... | 08/30/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  robtjr30 | 08/30/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  Oxcart | 08/31/08
Louzy behaviour of Microsoft  bcchong | 08/31/08
Lazy Job here  tabrasa | 08/31/08
Not so  IT_User | 08/31/08
I patent the patent! happy (NT)  TedKraan | 08/31/08
You Americans need a new patent system, it's ludicrous  absent | 09/01/08
International variation is just as bad...maybe even worse - nt  USTechHead | 09/03/08
I Agree  Ronin69 | 10/09/08
The...  Jeremy W | 09/01/08
nobody realize that the behaviour described  benitodarder | 09/02/08
It would be good to be able to change modes  leemost | 09/08/08
prior art on this - ghostview.  RegisterRegister | 09/02/08
Bad bad bad, what next patent on scrolling wheels  Boot_Agnostic | 09/02/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  jrwhalley | 09/02/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  khorsia | 09/02/08
I checked my calendar .......  cynic8 | 09/02/08
Microsoft patents greed, always have been liars  KarlMartens | 09/02/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  kidtron | 09/02/08
Could MS get a patent on my opinion?  kidtron | 09/02/08
Microsoft must be strapped for cash...  mjbernier | 09/02/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  ppatulsk-20570804891699554395357689807308 | 09/02/08
Open Source, please patent ...  OldGuru | 09/02/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  chris@... | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  ruxton | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  shoaibjameel123 | 09/03/08
This is not a patent for keyboard keys  greghodg | 09/03/08
page up/down keyboard patent by MS  msd1107 | 09/03/08
rather splitting hair, isn't it ?  Loggies | 10/09/08
Ignoring the fact that the Patent Office...  GrizzledGeezer | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  cfbros | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  ideality | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  ideality | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  wgmorg | 09/03/08
Microsoft Patents "1" and "0": forces others to go Analog  ktramd | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  keaura | 09/03/08
stupid microsoft...wants to patent keboard keys now  ash_sids | 09/03/08
RE: Complain, discuss or ACT... your choice  DigiMediaMan | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  Obviator | 09/03/08
Better question, what other patents by others are just as bad  Boot_Agnostic | 09/03/08
Ridiculous, terrible, stupid  djchandler | 09/03/08
Stupid?! That's a patent violation!  vearlhaynes@... | 09/03/08
Okay, I'd like to patent 'standing up to pee...'  Too-Tired Techie | 09/03/08
It's all about court costs. Patents kill competition. Prior art is useless.  Fujikid2 | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  THX 1138 | 09/03/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  Thempleton | 09/04/08
Patents with established Prior Art are worthless  David Chassels | 09/04/08
European enterprise to patent all the alphabetic keys...  Thempleton | 09/04/08
Ridiculously inaccurate reporting  d26nwdz8001@... | 09/04/08
Thanks for the added detail...  m_a_massa@... | 09/04/08
Nice argument--except---  AttackComputerWhiz | 09/11/08
Ridiculously Inaccurate  DonD01 | 09/11/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  patrickmorrison@... | 09/04/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  snakecharmernyc@... | 09/04/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  kokuryu | 09/04/08
On morons,  snakecharmernyc@... | 09/04/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  ceh4702 | 09/04/08
Everybody file a protest and call your congressman  zendrummer | 09/04/08
Next one will be the bathroom shitting technic  AlbertoMichieli | 09/06/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  swattek | 09/06/08
Patently Absurd  rossasaurus | 09/06/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  AttackComputerWhiz | 09/11/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  jlang@... | 09/11/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  ca1ic0cat | 09/11/08
Huh!!!!!  madrucke@... | 09/11/08
Patent the hand  mscalculus@... | 09/11/08
Microsoft's Penchant for Frivolous Patents Was Parodied By The Onion  Cardhu | 09/12/08
OH that's right MS is patenting 3270 terminals too!!!!!  mfh@... | 09/12/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  dlluce | 09/12/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  gbentley@... | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  MarkSG | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  alfowler@... | 10/09/08
Ignoring the question of this patent's validity...  GrizzledGeezer | 10/09/08
Insane  leeegeee | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  neverhome | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  StasD | 10/09/08
Riiiiiight....  constable_bill | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  svalery | 10/09/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  psomerset@... | 10/09/08
Oh, great!  donnie126_2002@... | 10/09/08
Oh, great!  donnie126_2002@... | 10/09/08
Windoze user to pay again. The other, pirates!  Thempleton | 10/11/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  akaltman@... | 12/29/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  wallis2004 | 12/30/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  Mike106132000@... | 12/31/08
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  sanousy.howari@... | 02/06/09
RE: Microsoft patents 'Page Up' and 'Page Down'  sanousy.howari@... | 02/06/09

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