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You got it mostly right...
just replace Apple with Microsoft and Jobs with Gates and G3 Mac with XP or Vista and PC with Last Years OS version.

Ta da!
Posted by: nomorems   Posted on: 12/27/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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Must be  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Huh??  BlackDiamond | 12/27/06
Oh don't mind Rick  Badgered | 12/27/06
Not paranoid at all.  Rick_K | 12/27/06
re: not paranoid at all  Badgered | 12/27/06
They are not really attacks if you really think about it.  nomorems | 12/27/06
hmmm  Badgered | 12/27/06
But there's an underlying true.  Rick_K | 12/27/06
maybe... maybe not  Badgered | 12/27/06
possibly  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Absolutely you are  Badgered | 12/27/06
Again, Badgered,  nomorems | 12/27/06
re: Again, Badgered  Badgered | 12/28/06
Screwed up reasoning here  Confused by religion | 12/27/06
Ahh the NBM rant  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Rick  Moosehouse | 12/27/06
So it's OK that you're an  John Zern | 12/27/06
To Moosehouse and John Zern  Rick_K | 12/28/06
Just to clarify, Rick_K  John Zern | 12/28/06
Considering the story made it to the home page of money.cnn.com  3D0G | 12/27/06
Funny thing  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Which ZDNet article did you read?  3D0G | 12/27/06
Must have missed that  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Yes. ZDNet updates often to cover their horrid 'editing'.  nomorems | 12/27/06
Did you even read the article?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/27/06
You need to go back under you rock  Rick_K | 12/27/06
bite me (nt)  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/27/06
Such a witty comeback  Rick_K | 12/28/06
NMB  perryroyce@... | 12/28/06
It's called...  Rick_K | 12/28/06
Say what???  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/27/06
Run along...  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Ricky Boy  Moosehouse | 12/27/06
I think it's you...  Rick_K | 12/28/06
Wow you been taking lessons from 5 year olds?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/27/06
I'm sorry but....  lenohere | 12/28/06
There is a saying  Rick_K | 12/28/06
Lying is not a sin ... if you are an Apple CEO.  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
You got it mostly right...  nomorems | 12/27/06
Well, ...  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
My Viley's back and youre gonna be in trouble hey na my Viley's back!  Laff | 12/28/06
What is the most pleasure of Mac-fanatics?  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
You really need  Rick_K | 12/27/06
You wrote a proofYou wrote a proof you are a victim of Jobs? propaganda.  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
You need to look in a mirror  Rick_K | 12/27/06
Rick_K, please, stop talking to yourself ? this is not healthy. (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
see now you're pretty good at streching the truth  Badgered | 12/27/06
Did I ever talk for no reasons?  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
Apparently... Yes.. you do.  Badgered | 12/27/06
Really?  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
Yes... Really.  Badgered | 12/27/06
You are a novice here ?  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
re: You are a novice here  Badgered | 12/28/06
Viley in case you haven't noticed ......  Laff | 12/28/06
Uh, Laff...  tic swayback | 12/28/06
Badgered, why you are so stupid like Mac fanatics if you do not use a Mac?  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
Wow, fly off the handle much?  Badgered | 12/28/06
Now try to use your head - It may help you ...  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
Vily, Vily, Vily....  Badgered | 12/29/06
Badgered . . .  CobraA1 | 12/29/06
Badgere and Cobra1, I did backup my claims - you didn't. So who're you? (NT  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
I hate repeating myself... but this time  Badgered | 12/29/06
Tips: CobraA1 is a senseless fun lover, Badgered ? a senseless talker (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
More insults? That's all you have to say?  Badgered | 12/29/06
I'd rather have fun than argue with somebody who insults me  CobraA1 | 12/29/06
CobraA1 and Badgered, take a look on your level of mentality (in writing):  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
lol  CobraA1 | 12/29/06
So now its revisionist history Vily?  Badgered | 12/29/06
Summary of CobraA1 and Badgered's replies:  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
The Real Summary of this Thread  Badgered | 12/30/06
Summarry of what Vily wrote  CobraA1 | 12/30/06
CobraA1 & Badgered you already proved you can write but cannot think.Thanks  Vily Clay | 12/30/06
But the real question is...  3D0G | 12/27/06
not quite the real question...  Badgered | 12/27/06
If he would know ? he?d never have the case. Thanks for joking. (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
Eh?  Mercat | 12/27/06
Do you really believe that Jobs doesn?t make money by cheating? (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
What CEO doesn't bend the rules?  Mercat | 12/27/06
Summary of what you wrote: Jobs is a moron-abuser.  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
Just one question...  Mercat | 12/27/06
Mercat, you forgot what you wrote today. It was fast. Not far from Jobs.  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
Vily Clay - You need to brush up on your history.  Mercat | 12/28/06
NeXT vs. BeOS was better because it was 4 times slower? You?re very "smart"  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
Vily  Badgered | 12/29/06
Wow Badgered, do you also judge a movie by its name? It?s ?smart?. (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
Vily #2  Badgered | 12/29/06
And where is your proof, Badgered? Only your incopetence? It's typical (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
Well, one thing is typical.. that's for sure. (NT)  Badgered | 01/01/07
Yes ? Badgered & his pack always stands for the abusers of the people. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/01/07
Typical Response (NT)  Badgered | 01/01/07
It?s because you, Badgered, are a typical representative of your pack ...  Vily Clay | 01/01/07
I have a theory.... prove me right, please  Badgered | 01/02/07
Badgered, I study walking-talking animals who believe they are humans.  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
One theory proven, thanks Vily! on to the next. (NT)  Badgered | 01/02/07
Badgered, your arguing with ZERO knowledge about the topic means ...  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
That Vily, is proof of Theory #2, thanks again!  Badgered | 01/02/07
Whatever makes you - Badgered and your pack happy. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
and I am. (NT)  Badgered | 01/02/07
No surprise ?stupid and crazy are always happy, same with you,Badgered (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
No surprise you must always insult others to make yourself feel better.(NT)  Badgered | 01/02/07
Since when telling the truth (e.g. about Badgered) is insulting?  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
Keep trying Vily. I'm sure some day you will be smart enough to get it.  Badgered | 01/03/07
Badgered, you are arguing like an animal - without a single valid argument.  Vily Clay | 01/03/07
Oh Vily, you're an idiot... but you do provide entertainment wink  Badgered | 01/15/07
Ohhh....I see now.  nomorems | 12/28/06
I'm not nuts, I'm eccentric.  Mercat | 12/28/06
NeXT is in garbage, BeOS is still alive. Why do you love garbage? (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
Vily Clay, Nextstep is alive and well... it's called  Mercat | 12/28/06
Mercat, or you are a dilletante-liar or ... (?).  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
Vily grow up...  Mercat | 01/02/07
I am very sorry that you, Mercat, can see only Jobs illusions. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
Vily put up or shut up.  Mercat | 01/02/07
Relax Mercat,you already proved you?re a liar & dumb to search Internet (NT  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
Do your own homework Vily  Mercat | 01/03/07
Mercat, Let?s make it simple.  Vily Clay | 01/03/07
The G3 was more than 2X as fast  voska | 12/27/06
G3 Mac vs. Pentium was faster?  Vily Clay | 12/27/06
We don't run games here but our tests running Intel Macs and Parallels  Laff | 12/28/06
Second!  Mercat | 12/28/06
G5 iMac is about twice faster than Intel iMac. It?s very impressive.  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
Please go away...  Mercat | 12/28/06
Oh now you hate what Mac magazines wrote about Mac! It's impressive too (NT  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
heh  CobraA1 | 12/28/06
If you want a constructive discussion - use common sense if you can.  Vily Clay | 12/28/06
To the jealous Windows little boy  efreedom | 12/27/06
Turning it around  Moosehouse | 12/27/06
Are you really that deperate to attack people?  Mercat | 12/27/06
Yep. Remember that misery loves company.  nomorems | 12/27/06
Nomoreems  Moosehouse | 12/27/06
Maybe it does.  nomorems | 12/28/06
Hey Mercat  Moosehouse | 12/27/06
Microsoft deserves what it gets.  Mercat | 12/28/06
Are not the very same words used  John Zern | 12/28/06
They may be used... but...  Mercat | 12/28/06
Well, if it's true, then it should be reported  Boot_Agnostic | 12/27/06
The problem is..  Mercat | 12/27/06
well...  Badgered | 12/27/06
True...  Mercat | 12/27/06
agreed  Badgered | 12/27/06
well...  Mercat | 12/27/06
something along these lines?  Badgered | 12/27/06
Re: Something Along These Lines?  Mercat | 12/27/06
Microsoft brought it back up.  nomorems | 12/27/06
Yeppers, all the Apple OEMs are very happy ...  Confused by religion | 12/27/06
How was this anti-MS?  John Zern | 12/27/06
Minus or Plus Steve in the story  Boot_Agnostic | 12/27/06
Negative articles.  Mercat | 12/28/06
ya' know, Just change your name to Jobcat  John Zern | 12/28/06
"Love that Jobcat"? Hmmmmmm......  Laff | 12/28/06
I'll take that...  Mercat | 12/28/06
So what needs to be done to correct this and Zdnet?  Boot_Agnostic | 12/28/06
Nothing.  Mercat | 12/28/06
Will shareholders now file a class action suit?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/27/06
Do class action suits ever help?  tic swayback | 12/27/06
And that's the way it is....  Badgered | 12/27/06
Possibly, however  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/27/06
Well first of all from what I've read this morning when  Laff | 12/28/06
MAC  Moosehouse | 12/27/06
Sounds like you are jealous.  nomorems | 12/27/06
Of Course  Mectron | 12/27/06
Ummm....  Mercat | 12/27/06
1 Year.  Mercat | 12/27/06
Agreed (NT)  Badgered | 01/23/07
So you are saying that ontop of being so cool Mac's are yummy as well?  Laff | 12/28/06
Microsoft's scheme inspired others  mighetto | 12/27/06
more mighetto FUD?  John Zern | 12/27/06
To all most especially Viley (Whom I know is concerned about Steve)  Laff | 12/28/06
Only recently Jobs became a CEO & he has no clue about the procedures. (NT)  Vily Clay | 12/29/06
Despite being a personal choice of what you use  Boot_Agnostic | 12/31/06
This is not about a personal choice at all ...  Vily Clay | 01/01/07
It's nice to state stories...  Mercat | 01/02/07
It looks like you just came from a cave ...  Vily Clay | 01/02/07
Facts....show em.  Mercat | 01/03/07
So Mercat - an Apple's caveman, welcome back to civilisation. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/03/07
Good luck getting him to say anything other than a one liner  Badgered | 01/03/07
I argeed with you - Badgered, that you are too damb to search the Internet.  Vily Clay | 01/03/07
Oh that's very nice Vily...but you forgot one EXTREMELY important thing!  Badgered | 01/04/07
Ok, I went back and looked over your post briefly  Badgered | 01/04/07
Badgered, do you understand what you read?  Vily Clay | 01/04/07
Vily, Do you not undertsand what you read?  Badgered | 01/05/07
Wow Badgered, now you wrote you?ve no clue what you want to disprove. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/05/07
Vily, Stop Barking and Provide proof. (NT)  Badgered | 01/05/07
Here you go....  Badgered | 01/05/07
You want without facts/logic to prove that newborn Jobs was not a born-liar  Vily Clay | 01/05/07
Wow we agree  Badgered | 01/08/07
Dream on, barking two-legged Badgered, dream on. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/08/07
Yes, you are still Barking. Please stop....  Badgered | 01/08/07
Badgered, are like a monkey that can write but do not understand why.  Vily Clay | 01/08/07
Still barking I see.  Badgered | 01/09/07
Thanks Badgered for proving - you?re a crazy barking English monkey. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/09/07
More lying and barking Vily? Please come out of the cave.  Badgered | 01/09/07
Badgered, I have no doubts that nor you nor other members of your pack ...  Vily Clay | 01/09/07
More lying and barking Vily? Please come out of the cave.  Badgered | 01/10/07
Ok, one last try to see if you undertand anything at all.  Badgered | 01/10/07
Let's take a look on the World by monkey-logic of Badgered-ape: ...  Vily Clay | 01/10/07
Message has been deleted.  Badgered | 01/10/07
Wow, now Badgered-ape ranked itself as an idiot. Good choice, Badgered.  Vily Clay | 01/10/07
Vily stop your lying and twisting of facts  Badgered | 01/11/07
I am wondering why an ape Badgered, got a PC?  Vily Clay | 01/11/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/12/07
Badgered, despite the fact you do not know what you are talking about, ...  Vily Clay | 01/12/07
Have a nice Day Steve! (Vily Clay)  Badgered | 01/15/07
Badgered didn't receive a new command;so he?s got stocked with the last one  Vily Clay | 01/15/07
Have a nice Day Steve! (Vily Clay)  Badgered | 01/15/07
I'm Sorry Vily.... I didn't answer your insane ramblings  Badgered | 01/15/07
Don?t worry Badgered ? you?re not capable for logical answers anyway. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/15/07
Badgered-ape-parrot, who repaired your implant? Or this is top secret? (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/15/07
Message has been deleted.  Badgered | 01/16/07
Badgered, looks like Apple made your implant? it still in a beta-stage (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/16/07
Have a nice Day Steve! (Vily Clay)  Badgered | 01/17/07
It?s interesting to study an English speaking ape-zombie named Badgered.  Vily Clay | 01/17/07
Have a nice Day Steve! (Vily Clay)  Badgered | 01/17/07
Badgered, be proud to be a moronic ape-parrot trained by Apple.  Vily Clay | 01/17/07
Have a nice Day Steve! (Vily Clay)  Badgered | 01/18/07
Badgered, did you find a well-feed job behind the bars in Zoo? (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/18/07
Have a nice Day Steve! (Vily Clay)  Badgered | 01/18/07
Sorry Badgered, that you?re too stupid to be hired as an ape in Zoo.  Vily Clay | 01/18/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/19/07
Wow, Jobs turned an ape Badgered into a featherless iParrot. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/19/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/19/07
If you -featherless iParrot is too stupid for Zoo, I've another job for you  Vily Clay | 01/19/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/19/07
Apparently Badgered is a HOMELESS Brainless Featherless iParrot-Beggar (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/19/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/19/07
Have a nice weekend Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/19/07
After Badgered was turned into a parrot Jobs doesn?t have a single nice day  Vily Clay | 01/19/07
Have a nice weekend Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/20/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 01/20/07
Have a nice weekend Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/21/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 01/21/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/22/07
Badgered=BadGeared mix of a Jobs? iParrot/iLover with a featherless ape-gay  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
ZDNet, why do you care about mental health of Badgered? It hopeless. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/22/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/22/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/22/07
Finally a chimera - BadGeared iParrot-ape agreed with all my claims. Thanks  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Have a nice day Steve (Vily Clay)!  Badgered | 01/22/07
Have a nice day Steve = Vily Clay  Badgered | 01/22/07
BadGeared ape, are you sure that you have iAlzheimer disease as you claim?  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Have a nice evening Vily = Steve J.  Badgered | 01/22/07
Message has been deleted.  Badgered | 01/22/07
Message has been deleted.  Badgered | 01/22/07
BadGeared ape, I?m sorry that iParrot?s genes didn?t make your butt smarter  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Wow, BadGeared iParrot-iApe asked ZDNet to delete private data about IT (NT  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
Ok  Badgered | 01/22/07
It?s amazing that the BadGeared ape with iParrot?s genes agreed that ...  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
ROFL @ Stev... err Vily  Badgered | 01/22/07
Badgered, there is only one explanation of your so severe brain damage...  Vily Clay | 01/22/07
wow  Badgered | 01/23/07
ZDNet is sure I disclosed Badgered?s personal data to public. Thanks. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/23/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 01/23/07
Wow, ZDNet is trying to hide the origin of the Badgeared ape-iParrot. Why?  Vily Clay | 01/23/07
I just thought you should know  dwsmith | 01/24/07
Also  dwsmith | 01/24/07
Clarification  dwsmith | 01/24/07
dwsmith, are you capable to pay attention to what you read?  Vily Clay | 01/25/07
Testy, aren't you?  dwsmith | 01/26/07
Thus dwsmith, you?re not capable of reading English. What else? (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/26/07
To further claify  dwsmith | 01/26/07
Thus you Mrs Clay are incapable of reading english, what else? (NT)  dwsmith | 01/26/07
Oh, you came back to the iParrots stage! Let?s see what else do you have.  Vily Clay | 01/26/07
Vily you are an iLiar and an iRacist, which is far worse than an iParrot  dwsmith | 01/26/07
Only loaded with TSD genes Israeli creatures with developed dementia ...  Vily Clay | 01/26/07
Only Vily the demented iRacist pig could try to explain away racist  dwsmith | 01/26/07
Be happy,dwsmith to be among chosen by God Israeli morons.It loves you (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/27/07
Mr Vile Clay. I am sorry that you choose to be a racist  dwsmith | 02/06/07
Why did you dwsmith spend so many days in a mental hospital ...  Vily Clay | 02/06/07
Vile Clay, Lies, Lies and more lies  dwsmith | 02/07/07
I?m very sorry, dwsmith, that your brains are so damaged ...  Vily Clay | 02/07/07
Vile Clay... do you do anything other than lie?  dwsmith | 02/08/07
Finally you, dwsmith, admitted that ...  Vily Clay | 02/08/07
Vile Clay, telling another lie  dwsmith | 02/09/07
Oh dwsmith, you need a solid proof that you?re an Israeli ape. Get it.  Vily Clay | 02/09/07
Answer the question.....or are you scared, Vile?  dwsmith | 02/12/07
Finally you agreed with all my claims: e.g. you?re a GM Israeli ape, (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/12/07
So Vile Caly IS scared.... interesting  dwsmith | 02/12/07
Vile Clay = Racist Lying Chicken who needs to get a job ROFL (NT)  dwsmith | 02/12/07
Thanks you, dwsmith agreed to be a liar-moron and that I?m telling truth.  Vily Clay | 02/12/07
It's ok Vile Clay, I won't ask you any more questions since you are afraid  dwsmith | 02/13/07
go ahead, keep spewing your hatered so everyone else knows how racist u are  dwsmith | 02/13/07
Member of Jew-fascists - dwsmith hates my anti-Nazi posts. Wow!!! (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/13/07
Wow Vile Clay... Now you Lie about your Lies. That is sick.  dwsmith | 02/14/07
dwsmith, why are you so shy to admit that you?re a Jew-fascist? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/14/07
Because I'm not. Why are u so shy you cannot admit you don't have a job?  dwsmith | 02/15/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 02/15/07
I agreed to nothing Vile Liar. Now go get a job (NT)  dwsmith | 02/16/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 02/16/07
Vily, you're too stupid to realize I'm not here to prove anything  dwsmith | 02/19/07
Message has been deleted.  Vily Clay | 02/19/07
No, they're just trying to protect the rest of the readers from your hate  dwsmith | 02/20/07
Oh, and Vily.... do you have a job yet? No... too bad (NT)  Badgered | 02/20/07
You ? Israeli apes Badgered & dwsmith like any animal cannot prove anything  Vily Clay | 02/20/07
Badgered and dwsmith, did you take a nap in a mental hospital again? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/22/07
Vily  Badgered | 04/23/07

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