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I don't need no stinking project management software
Step 1 assign the project
Step 2 assign a completion date
Step 3 midway of project completion date check with employee on status
Step 4 on completion date ask for project results
Step 5 if project is completed pop the champagne and tap the keg and collect "OBSCENE PROFITS" made off the backs of obvious slave labor.
Step 5 (optional) if project is not complete, fire the bum and totally humiliate them in front of their peers and family.


See how easy that is
Posted by: Squawkbox   Posted on: 03/31/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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I don't need no stinking project management software  Squawkbox | 03/31/05
Not always so straightforward.  vdraken | 03/31/05
Just kidding V,  Squawkbox | 03/31/05
Ask and you will....  seosamh_z | 03/31/05
Good luck to you  Squawkbox | 03/31/05
Apparently...  mnehrling | 04/07/05
An 18th Century perspective from Jonathan Swift  jorwell | 04/01/05
A hard act to follow  Roving_Reporter | 04/01/05
Software will not fix business problems  Chad_z | 04/01/05
Software will not fix business problems, True True BUT  Squawkbox | 04/01/05

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