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Thousands Falling To Their Deaths
With all the spam and viruses that propagate through MS e-mail, I can see it now....

"John Wilson died today when the floor eroded beneath his cube from constant use of the Microsoft DDR e-mail appliance. Judging from his co-workers, Wilson tapped his feet more than 250,000 times a day, gradually wearing the concrete and support structure below his feet, giving way to the floor collapsing under the constant tapping. It wasn't so much Wilson's fall that killed him, but the 21-inch monitor he pulled into the hole that fell on his head that killed him."
Posted by: itanalyst   Posted on: 02/28/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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Tapping along  brilang | 02/28/06
Thousands Falling To Their Deaths  itanalyst | 02/28/06
Gosh, that's...not funny  marksashton | 02/28/06
I want to work at Microsoft...  jpr75_z | 02/28/06
Then you better get a couple of Phd's and invent something  marksashton | 02/28/06
So these MS Phd's must have been at the bottom of their class..  nomorems | 03/01/06
Dance Dance  Systemic Chaos | 02/28/06
Microsoft sees Dance Dance Revolution in e-mail  Loverock Davidson | 03/01/06
I can see it now...  AlDugan | 03/01/06
Didn't work then..  nomorems | 03/01/06

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