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Rep delivered me the bits this morning...
Of course we were one of the companies targeted to receive Exchnage 12. My rep had me on the list months ago and "delivered the goods" this morning. We had a very formal reception. My rep brought in bagels and scones and I provided the Tully's coffee for everyone. After my MCSEs finished chowing down, my rep read them the riot act. He told them to have this product fully tested by Christmas. I then said my Christmas bonus this year would be that I scheduled an outage for Christmas day and that all of them needed to work to migrate us from Exchange 2003 to Exchange 12 over Christmas. My rep said he would dress up as Santa and bring each of them their own Microsoft Christmas package consisting of: one shirt, one mug and one pen. I then told my MCSEs that failure to work on Christmas would be grounds for immediate dismissal. I have promised my rep we would go live with Exchange 12 before 2006 and my MCSEs better not let me down. As my rep says: "How can you spread holiday cheer if you don't use Exchange 12".
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