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No other alternatives...
I am sorry Mr. Cooper, but Linux is not an alternative to the Windows eXPerience in any way, shape or form. Linux is a green screen technology, only good for people who speak in Klingon phrases like grep, sed and awk. The average high powered executive (like myself) uses well designed tools and interfaces like Office 2007 Enterprise Edition to communicate critical business decisions across all dimensions of time and space. Through the use of Sharepoint and Biztalk, I have overseen the creation of an IT ecosystem that is self-aware, self-healing and self-sufficient in every detail. Linux cannot do this. I have legions of MCSEs and squadrons of MCSDs at my beck and call to conquer whatever horizons are out there. Linux cannot do this. My rep and I are out to dinner soon and we will have a hearty laugh at this tom-foolery.
Posted by: Mike Cox   Posted on: 03/21/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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No other alternatives...  Mike Cox | 03/21/06
Mike's right--there are no alternatives.  PB_z | 03/21/06
ha ha ha ha, good one, Mikey  Colonel Panijk | 03/22/06
Mickey Soft is Blue Screen Technology  CompuGuru | 03/22/06
The reel thing  Yagotta B. Kidding | 03/22/06
Gotta be kidding  pkr@... | 03/23/06
Chalk up another one!  Yagotta B. Kidding | 03/23/06
Another great one Mike  DarthRidiculous | 03/24/06
This just in  TWRX | 03/21/06
Message has been deleted.  TWRX | 03/21/06
The Day "Other Alternatives" Show Themselves...  bill@... | 03/21/06
Message has been deleted.  5th Limb in the Kisser | 03/21/06
Vista: not yet in vision  jaapwillem | 03/22/06
Chicago, Cairo, Longhorn, Vista  David Mohring | 03/22/06
A couple of things  Roger Ramjet | 03/22/06
Stunning announcement?  Michael Kelly | 03/22/06
Sadly Mike  Linux User 147560 | 03/22/06
ROFL - SO TRUE!  CompuGuru | 03/22/06
Tasered announcement?  Colonel Panijk | 03/22/06
Do not understand the outcry  MrProcess | 03/22/06
Pundit Fodder  nottheusual1 | 03/22/06
The bigger problem for Microsoft ...  mwagner@... | 03/22/06
No Sit and Spin Here ... Thanks!  crescentdave | 03/22/06
Blue Screen Technology  CompuGuru | 03/22/06
Funny stuff ...  nonlinear | 03/22/06
Hour upon the stage  Yagotta B. Kidding | 03/22/06
A++ Bonanza; please, ring the triangle when chef puts sour cream on my pea.  Pop 3 | 03/22/06
Here's the REAL reason Vista's delayed...  rayted32 | 03/24/06

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