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What a bunch of FUDdie duddies

Fear this, fear that.

Bird flu
Mad cow
Mad cow can be shrouded for up to 50 years
global warming
terrorism

Yes, we're scared now. I could also have a coronary tomorrow, be hit by a bus, have Wonder Woman choke me with her magic lasso, get hit by a drunk driver, get punched by a drunk barhopper, held up at a bank, get hit by lightning, get hit by lightning while using a cell phone, winning the lottery then having a stroke while jumping up and down repeatedly in excitement, having respitory failure when going at it with my wife, accidentially pee on an electric fence, mistake tub cleaner as white vinegar when cooking dinner and then eat it... piffleypossum, the list of potential means of death could go on for ages and I haven't even gotten to the hilarious hyperbole yet!

Enjoy life while ye can. Tomorrow morning, a rabid squirrel who recently licked that oddly shaped balloon someone else had carelessly left on the ground could take a bite out of ya too.

Posted by: HypnoToad   Posted on: 06/23/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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