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"The MPAA's new software, "Parent File Scan," is aimed at identifying file-swapping software applications and multimedia files on a computer, so that--in theory--parents can evaluate whether the files on their computer have been legally acquired and talk with children about the legalities of peer-to-peer activity."

Ummmmmmm..yeah..sure. Gimme a goddamnn break! First off, the odds of a parent knowing how to even USE a computer just as good as or better than little Johnny is slim to none, and slim just went off to smoke a little crack down the street there. Second, the odds of a parent even KNOWING what P2P is, or about the whole file trading thingy, or most laughably, the "legalities" in dealing with all this crap is even slimmer to noner! Finally, and the most overlooked part of all this: in an age where typical parental mentoring only extends as far as placing little Johnny in front of the boob tube, the idea that a parent would take the time out to discuss P2P software with their little junior (when they don't even discuss real things like school, sex, growing up, life, etc.) is just RIDICULOUS. This will crash and burn faster than you can spell turd..
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli   Posted on: 01/26/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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yada yada yada  htotten | 01/26/05
The people will do what the people want  mojoman_x@... | 01/26/05
So the solution is to give up?  NonZealot | 01/26/05
Locks only keep honest people honest.  bobb88 | 01/26/05
Eh, not impressed by that statement  NonZealot | 01/26/05
Locks do only keep honest people honest  voska | 01/26/05
Why I pirate DVDs...  Jomo_z | 01/27/05
MPAA/RIAA are driving p2p sharing  tic swayback | 01/27/05
There are lots of solutions  tic swayback | 01/26/05
The "BEST" way to lose an enemy  Squawkbox | 01/26/05
Problem is  voska | 01/26/05
Thanks for replying  NonZealot | 01/26/05
One point to pick  Linux User 147560 | 01/26/05
But as you say a speed trap catches people  voska | 01/26/05
Speeding and copyright  tic swayback | 01/26/05
voska and tic: thanks for copyright info (NT)  NonZealot | 01/26/05
Copyright was originally 14 years.  Update victim | 01/27/05
I think it's time for YOU to give up  Jeff Spicoli | 01/26/05
Thank You!!!!!!!!!!  M_c | 01/26/05
Yeah I know ignorance of the law is no excuse  Squawkbox | 01/26/05
The law is the law is the law.........or not  Dave F_z | 01/26/05
Paying for movies that you can burn  Junebug_z | 01/28/05
Perhaps not, but....  WhoDaMan | 01/27/05
Hilarious!  Jeff Spicoli | 01/26/05
RE: "Hilarious" & "I think it's time for YOU to give up"  Scrat | 01/28/05
Oh well, Linux will wipe out the MPAA  FilledOut | 01/26/05
MPAA winners in the end  Roger Ramjet | 01/27/05
Future sales methods  Update victim | 01/27/05
Fat Parasitic Entities  StevieA | 01/28/05
My DVD buying and Movie going has been very reduce since the suing started  GreatInca | 01/27/05
Alleluia man!!!!!  StevieA | 01/28/05
But Does it "phone Home"?.  Update victim | 01/27/05

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