Bush, Kerry respond to tech questionnaire

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Heehee

Like either of these guys know diddlycock about technology.

Bush: "wait, hold on a sec..need to adjust my earpiece. What's that? Rove? Say compu..compu..t..er? Oh computer! Yes, yes! The answer is computer! That's my final answer! My flip-flo..oh, wait..can't use that one anymore, been shot down..my liberal opponent voted for the internet right before he voted against it! What?! What do you mean I wasn't supposed to say that, Rove? I thought..ok fine..my final answer is c-c-computer!

And there you have it folks. Brilliant words from the greatest improvisational presidential speaker ever to hold the white house. You just heard the wonderment that is George Walker, the leader of this obviously free world, making democracy safe for oil/energy companies to do business everywhere, persecuting gays and Muslims while throwing embryos in the trash to constipate scientific progress, dividing a nation from what was once black and white into democrat/republican, destroying the good name of the traditional republican party and morphing it into a republicratic party, where extremist democratic government is practiced as domestic policy in the form of Big Brother "Patriot" Actism and a quicksand deluge of needless federal fiscal bleeding, while adopting an ultra, ultra extremist right-wing foreign policy in the form of Constitutionally illegal pre-emptive strikes against nations that are swimming in oil and are also ripe for massive multi-billion dollar reconstruction projects, enormous unprecedented growths in defense budget spending, surreptitous coups in various countries such as Venezuela, where there is also a ton of oil, and an utterly isolationistic arrogant stance towards any other countries that dare disagree with the United States desired conquest over the entire world. To not vote Dubya back in is a sin! We need to finish doing this world in!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli   Posted on: 10/21/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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