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Welcome to our services today, we go to a service now in progress, the Reverend Ibeen A. Macfellow is wrapping up his message - "Bonjour":
.... Again Fortran 6:66 says, "I saw a beast, with a head of cheese, feet of grapes, skin of garlic, blackened teeth and breath that could slay the mightest of men. The beast mocked and delcared in his heart that the music would stop for all who dwell in the land of the winos", say amen!
In these days of strife and division olet us count our blessings, our rights, our money, our music!
"Bonjour"
Ah ah say they shall come, yes, they shall fly swiftly, the foul breathed, balck toothed, profit hating, cheese-eating, surrender-loving beast shall come!
But I say "Bonjour"
Beast, you took too much already, I say "Bonjour"
You lead the way of cowardice, "Bonjour"
You lie upon the airways, "Bonjour"
You spread weakness like parkay, "Bonjour"
You confuse good and bad, "Bonjour"
You say go on this tour, "Bonjour"
The girly men you allure, "Bonjour"
You want all me to be poor, "Bonjour"
You say stop the music, but to you, ah ha, to you I say, he say, she say, we say "Bonjour", "Bonjour", "Booooonjoooooour" you beast, "Bonjour" we got the cure - "Bonjour"!
(soft organ)
The beast comes, my bruddas and sistas ....
will you tell him, "Bonjour"?
(choir hums)
won't you come, won't you come?

Posted by: Reverend MacFellow   Posted on: 08/05/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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