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- Heeeelp ... too many jokes ... can't resist ... going to explode ... waaaaa
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... so one day Sony walks in a bar, saw all the angry customers - angry because they were 'rooted' to the bones by Sony's rootkit, then again foolishly allowed Sony to make it worse by letting him patch their machines and turn them all into remote zombies - angry customers who were just about to take out their PSP bricks (that's another story) and throw it at Sony.
Sony, though frightened, only took a tiny step backward and stood his ground. Smiling grin to grin, Sony utters these words carefully, "Hidy ho, neighbors, how's that patched rootkit working out for ya? If you missed out on that, not to worry, I have a better deal for ya all out there ... - Posted by: too_much green_tea Posted on: 11/17/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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