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Yahoo and Google do this as well.
Human rights get too much in the way of GREED.

I recently received this from a co-worker, it pretty much sums up the way America is going.. but it's funny (Carlin)

Cows, Constitution, Commandments & Carlin



COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.



CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.



TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!



And Last but not least.....



George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ..

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
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Panders to China, flips off the EU  Nigel Johnstone | 06/13/05
Good one Nigel  Jeff Spicoli | 06/13/05
Yahoo and Google do this as well.  Xunil_Sierutuf | 06/13/05
And in other MS news  Richard Flude | 06/13/05
As long as they leave the command line..  Patrick Jones | 06/14/05
Guess they determine recoding and coding aren't the same  FilledOut | 06/15/05

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