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Tic, I offer you a joint venture to sell Mac mini.
Tic, because despite of all my effort your bandwidth of mentality still did not exceed capabilities of a 5-yeat old boy ? let?s simplify our chat.

You told me that you love to read my messages even more than Apple?s amazing fairy tales which by mistake they called them by a weird name - advertising. Let me help you to enjoy it as many times as you wish.

Tic, you claimed that you are very proud that Apple includes with each Mac the most desirable for EVERYBODY software: iMovie, iPhoto, ..., and... let me remember that name ... it sounded like a typical smell of your posts ... oh, I think I recalled it ? Garbage Band (correct me if it has a wrong spelling ? maybe it was Garbage Bag? You should know Apple?s English better than me).

Tic, what do you think ? maybe Apple has to buy a new company ? Alias Systems Corp. (a division of Silicon Graphics, Inc) with the purpose to include its full version of Maya 6 (3D animation package, $1999) with each Mac mini?

Can you imagine how many unfortunate housekeepers lived all that time without Maya 6? I cannot imagine it and you? It is so important for each housekeeper to have this application to make a complete match of the kitchen with a Hollywood studio. Housekeepers have to throw away only infinitesimal $500 in favor of always $hungry Steve Jobs and they can also get a too overpowered Mac mini to feel as the whole Pixar Studio during lunch. You know that in real life it is important not what the hell housekeepers are going to do with Maya 6 at dinnertime but how they feel with Mac mini in the refrigerator (to preserve its health qualities). Tell it to Steve Jobs.

It was so necessary for all Mac users to put AppleWorks with all his users into Apple?s Garbage Bag to replace AppleWorks (database, spreadsheet, etc.) with always-discriminated MS Office. You know how Mac users love to spend extra money ? it was so painful for them to pay only $79 for AppleWorks when they could pay x-times more for MS Office (without a spreadsheet and database iWork cannot compete with MS Office). Who from Steve Jobs? worshipers can argue with the statement NOTHING should exist on a Mac against Bill Gates will?

Tic what you can propose Steve Jobs to do to cut more dollars from Mac users? income?

Maybe you have to offer Steve Jobs to paint Mac mini in a green color and name it as the fastest Mac ever made by extraterrestrial designers? I have no doubts that all Mac users will believe it and due to this will finally lose their mind permanently and therefore will buy all Mac mini with 10 years of waiting time for its shipment. I know your loyalty to Steve Jobs Tic. I am sure that you will wait even more than 10 years if Steve Jobs will want it.

And the last:

Why should religious Mac users pray to two Gods if they can pray to only one - Steve Jobs? It will bring enormous economical benefits to Steve Jobs and Mac users (they are only happy if they pay much more than PC users). Plus, it might drastically increase Mac sales in churches, mosques, synagogues, paradises and possibly in hell because it also was a department of former God (sorry, I do not remember his name, but I do not think it is so important for you).

I am waiting for your creativity in the glory of Steve Jobs.
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wrong about superdrives  JakAttak | 01/31/05
decent minor upgrades  JakAttak | 01/31/05
Yep, I'm still going to wait  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Come on Mac faithful, condemn this quote!  NonZealot | 01/31/05
Not enough information  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Agreed  NonZealot | 01/31/05
Scrolling  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Neat  NonZealot | 01/31/05
Correction  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 02/01/05
As is usually the case  PA-ITGuy | 01/31/05
Improvement is always a good thing and to some  Laff | 01/31/05
G4  rkadowns | 02/01/05
The G5  Roger Ramjet | 01/31/05
RE: low power  JakAttak | 01/31/05
IBM is probably working on this  Ken_z | 01/31/05
Low power chips  Mr_Dave | 01/31/05
Who wants to work hard for 3% market? = Apple is a G5/G4 beggar. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/31/05
Back for another beating Vily?  tic swayback | 01/31/05
I'll answer for him  rcark01 | 01/31/05
Back up your words with facts  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Tic, I offer you a joint venture to sell Mac mini.  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Wow Vily, still afraid to answer my question?  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Huh??  Mack DaNife | 02/01/05
Wow Vily - stick to only the headlines, made more sense (NT)  dave95 | 02/01/05
Tic, I answered your question. Now you have reading problems. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
No Vily, you didn't  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Oh, I see Tic, you have real signs of Alzheimer Disease:  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Where's that list of programs Vily?  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Sony package (PC) has no value (over a Mac), right Tic? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Tic, I told you that you have reading problems. Here is a proof.  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Sony makes wonderful machines Vily  tic swayback | 02/02/05
What's the matter Vily, couldn't make your own list?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic, you lost everywhere & now you are looking for $500 Sony. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
I'm just trying to hold you to your promise  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic are your reading & mental problems genetically determined? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Still no answer Vily?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
PC Guidance for idiots like Tic. So Tic, get answers: ...  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
More details please Vily  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic, why do you worry about?  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
If only you were kind enough to help me Vily  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic, there?s NO software that can help your mind get well. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Tic, how PC software can help your mind get well? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
A condemned liar ? Tic found an excuse for the 3% market. Go on. (NT)  Vily Clay | 01/31/05
If your mind is too small to see more than 3%...  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Tic, do you really believe that Apple is a CPU-maker?  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Do you know how to read?  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Thus Tic, you confirmed you write for no reason. Are you bored? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
I write to correct your constant lies  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Tic you even cannot properly count the No of slots in Mac mini: ...  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
And two posts down, I corrected that  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic you lied, because chronic lying is your natural state. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
No answer Vily? Just name calling? Is that all you can do?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic I see it?s too complicated for your brains. Can I help you to think? NT  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Vily = all talk and no facts  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Fact - Mac mini is toy and iLife garbage. The cost of garbage = $0 (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
So you're saying a cheap PC is worse than garbage?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
As you remember ? you agreed that Mac mini is garbage vs. a PC.  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Yes, I love junk cars  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic, if you love garbage - maybe you?re a trash-man? No education? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Tic, I love your pearls e.g. - iLife increases the performance of a Mac  Vily Clay | 01/31/05
You still can't answer my question, can you?  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Let's talk.  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Oh Vily, more running and hiding  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Don?t worry Tic - I won?t take your rights to play with toys - Macs. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
But you promised to educate me!  tic swayback | 02/01/05
I did but you have reading problems. Visit Sony.com (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Sony.com does not have a sub-$500 computer with iLife capabilities  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Sony sells computers, not toys like Mac mini. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Sony sells expensive computers  tic swayback | 02/02/05
By contrast, Apple sells cyber-junk and you love it. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Apple has a sub-$500 computer. Sony does not.  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Mac mini is an outdated toy for children like you, Sony is not. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
But you said I could buy a sub-$500 PC  tic swayback | 02/02/05
If you are too stupid to find a $500 PC - try Dell. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Dell has software as good as iLife?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Dell has software for a living, Mac - for wasting money. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Now I know  ndelc | 02/01/05
Ndelc is another fanatic who loves to talk for no reason as Tic. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Mr. Vily Clay:  Macmax77 | 02/02/05
Macmax77, I only wish you were able to think. Good luck. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Crapolla  rcark01 | 01/31/05
Scrolling  rcark01 | 01/31/05
Here's a link  rcark01 | 01/31/05
That must be one mighty big laptop  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Who said that?  rcark01 | 01/31/05
You said that  tic swayback | 01/31/05
Tic, name me out of the box Macs that can beat the same priced PCs?  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
There is more to computing than CPU speed  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Benchmarks, Smenchmarks  MacCanuck | 02/01/05
What a joke....  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Still waiting for your answer rcark01  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Another proof that Tic is a chronic Liar.  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
Still having reading problems Vily?  tic swayback | 02/01/05
I?m speaking about computers, you - toys. Can you talk about computers? NT  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
rcark01... Yes, the jokes on you  MacCanuck | 02/01/05
Joseph Scozzaro  rcark01 | 02/01/05
rcark01... figured you'd bail...  MacCanuck | 02/02/05
Toy  TWRX | 02/01/05
You TWRX, as a public school teacher don?t value your money.  Vily Clay | 02/01/05
tic swayback is a drone  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Speaking of drone  dave95 | 02/01/05
Simple  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Well then  dave95 | 02/01/05
Thanks rcark01  tic swayback | 02/01/05
Your list falls way short, sadly  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Relax Tic, everybody knows you're a Liar. You already proved it. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
I hope you enjoyed your beating Vily  tic swayback | 02/02/05
garageband  dr colossus | 02/02/05
Tic, say the truth - do you believe you are Napoleon too? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Vily--more name calling, still no facts  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Fact - iLife is a garbage, the consumer value = $0. No need to replace. NT  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Don't you want to save me Vily?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
Tic, who needs your garbage? Mac-trash collectors only? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
Are you saying PC software is worse than garbage?  tic swayback | 02/02/05
PCs do not have your garbage = PCs are better than Macs. (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
MS mouse - innovative?  OldeTimeGeek | 02/01/05
DVD  rcark01 | 01/31/05
Fast drives?  Mr_Dave | 01/31/05
The 16X drives are available...  ShadeTree | 02/01/05
The 16X drives are available...  ShadeTree | 02/01/05
Here ya go  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Research before rant!  dave95 | 02/01/05
Sure  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Please point out what I failed to comprehend  dave95 | 02/01/05
dave95 is a shill  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Signs of a Troll....  dave95 | 02/01/05
Quit trolling and go back to game playing  MacCanuck | 02/01/05
If you only knew  rcark01 | 02/01/05
I own a iMac G5 20" wide screen with 2 gigs of memory  Laff | 02/01/05
Re: If you only knew  ndelc | 02/01/05
You're right  Ken_z | 02/01/05
Your ignorance.  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Re: your ignorance  ndelc | 02/01/05
your doing it again  rcark01 | 02/01/05
Maybe Apple should use AMD  zeusfuse | 02/01/05
re: Maybe Apple should use AMD  Jkirk3279 | 02/12/05
Vily Clay  Macmax77 | 02/02/05
Macmax77, you have severe reading problems. Lack of Brains? (NT)  Vily Clay | 02/02/05
A visit last night to a friend  Macmax77 | 02/02/05
Details !  Jkirk3279 | 02/12/05
rcark01  Macmax77 | 02/02/05
Holy wars, Batman!  the_doge | 02/02/05
Doge, well said...  David Parker | 02/02/05

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