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The real problem is those of you posting.
I envision a day when I will start a new job, and the first thing I do will be to take delivery of a new desk. I will sit down in my supple, LEATHER chair (animal rights, my eye). I will the keyboard out of it's hiding place underneath the desk. And, as I do, a flap will open on the far end of the desk, and a 19" flat-panel LCD will pop up to reveal my computer has already booted, posted my schedule for the day, signalled the coffee maker to begin brewing, and is now ready to show me the few emails I have that are actually important. I will tell the voice-activator to turn itself off (I still like to type my own stuff). I will then set about preparing pink slips for all of you who kill productivity, stifle innovation, lower profit-margins (along with stock prices), and blunt the efficiency of what should be a well-oiled machine. How much of your 60, 80, or 100 dollar/hour time have you wasted replying to these columns?
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