On CHOW: Should that woman be drinking?
BNET Business Network:
BNET
TechRepublic
ZDNet
TalkBack 3 of 11:
Next »
« Previous
Toilet paper 21cents/roll, Stock Options FREE!
I hope they give her plenty of rolls of stock options to wipe her bottom on.

After all toilet paper is 21 cents a roll, but options are completely free, without cost, zero dollar value according to Cisco.

Not only does Teresa Lopez, sales account manager, deserve free money, she deserve free toilet paper too! Its the American way.
Posted by: Nigel Johnstone   Posted on: 06/25/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

Alert moderator to an offensive message

Subscribe to this discussion via Email or RSS

$0 Stock options bought a house?  Nigel Johnstone | 06/25/04
Irony, search on Cisco and Pension  Nigel Johnstone | 06/25/04
Toilet paper 21cents/roll, Stock Options FREE!  Nigel Johnstone | 06/25/04
There's a lot of regular Joes with options  merlinmurph | 06/25/04
Why aren't lottery tickets free?  Nigel Johnstone | 06/25/04
Options are voted on by shareholders  merlinmurph | 06/25/04
Expensing Options not same as blocking options  Nigel Johnstone | 06/25/04
I agree  merlinmurph | 06/25/04
No hat, just Black-Scholes  Nigel Johnstone | 06/25/04
Not meant for these options  merlinmurph | 06/25/04
Hm...  John L. Ries | 06/25/04

What do you think?

SponsoredWhite Papers, Webcasts, and Downloads

Enterprise Applications

  • Check out some of the easiest and most powerful ways to boost productivity while saving money on your application infrastructure. See ZDNet's comprehensive Enterprise Application resource center, now!
  • New Online Dashboard
  • Read about top issues IT decision-makers face every day, plus get cost effective solutions to real life IT problems. Oracle Topline