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I can see it now...
Mr. Ax, we found an RFID tag on a six pack and our records indicate you bought it on May 4th. The problem is that the aluminum cans were not sorted for recycling.

But, I didn't drink them, I gave them to Cardinal Bill and he drank them. Hmmm, where do we find this Cardinal Bill? Never mind, I see he used a credit card yesterday, we'll track him down.

Mr. Bill, we have a problem with you throwing aluminum cans away instead of sorting them. Not me! I only buy bottles of beer! But Mr. Ax said he gave you the cans. Oh yeah, he did, but I don't like canned beer and I gave them to Tech Diva to um, loosen her up a bit. She must have tossed them.

Ms. Diva, we have a problem. You threw away some aluminum cans that were given to you by Cardinal Bill which he received from No Ax. What have you to say for yourself.

No way! I knew what old Bill was up to (never going to happen) so I dumped the beer and gave the cans to BOFH and he said he was going to build a can and string phone system for his house. I tried to tell him it wouldn't work but he never listens to anyone. Were there holes in the bottom of the cans? Well, yes there was. There you go, he's your man.

Mr. BOFH, we have a problem. You threw out recyclable alunuminum cans!!! No I didn't! I built an energy efficient phone system and filed a patent on it. I then sold the patent and the prototype to Wal-Mart for market testing.

Mr. Walton, we have a problem. You threw ou.. Hey, government man, do you like your job? Get outta here before I call a Congressman and have your behind fried and served for lunch!
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