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Happy to tell you...

Turns out that Einstein wrote a paper in 1907 that will be discovered on April 13, 2011. In that paper not only did Einstein propose that FTL was possible, but he created a sketch of a time machine that looked eerily similar to the one that George Pal used in the old H.G. Wells story "The Time Machine." I?m actually a grad student from the University of California at Harmony (just north of San Luis Obispo), writing from the Mount Abel-Pinos Glacier in 2031, just "back" from my field study of your society in 2005.

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Bal
Note: This message approved by Prof. Thomasina N. Tesla, UC, Harmony - Physics Dept.

P.S. - Reading about your era's scientists' theories about global warming is always a hoot. The next ice age sets in in 2015. I suggest that you start watching for the name Marvin Torus. He's 12 years old now, but his company will be bigger than Google and Microsoft combined when the ice age hits. (Shh - don't tell Prof. Telsa that I told you...)

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