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I'm just not feeling it either 4.7985762534
BUT my ex-wife says she gives Mikey a 10 and wishes so much that Mikey would give her at least 6. I dunno what she is talking about, I think she wants to play spades, hearts, or Go Fish with Mikey. She is weird.
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Good  Real World | 04/28/05
"Educating" businesses....  Jomo_z | 04/28/05
While we're at it  Real World | 04/28/05
Just Checking  altacom | 05/04/05
Sadly, PHBs will do as you say.  fmcgowan | 04/28/05
I won't have to worry about londong  Network Support | 05/08/05
Excellent job to include scaling, Microsoft !!  Prognosticator | 04/28/05
That's nice... but...  Zogg | 04/28/05
Good news for who?  Chad_z | 04/28/05
Agree on a few (1) of your points  Prognosticator | 04/28/05
some good hashish there eh?  Jeff Spicoli | 04/28/05
Good thoughts, bad logic  mggordon | 04/28/05
Staying with old hardware  gsuser | 04/28/05
That's right, why did we need the space shuttle?  frdbadf@... | 04/28/05
What OS do you run?  toadlife | 04/29/05
The Latest and the Greatest--Indeed!  Lisanne001 | 04/28/05
Oh..Lisa...  Prognosticator | 04/28/05
Agreed, it is about WANT  mggordon | 04/28/05
Preach on sista!  Linux User 147560 | 04/28/05
Is this for us or for them  Mr Shaun Warburton | 04/28/05
Yeah, it'll "run" alright..like a doped fat cow in slo-mo sludge!  Jeff Spicoli | 04/28/05
I run WinXP on an old ThinkPad 600e  BitTwiddler | 04/28/05
I run XP over with my car.  Xunil_Sierutuf | 04/28/05
BWAHAHAHA!!!  Jeff Spicoli | 04/28/05
Pretty good -  klmmicro | 04/28/05
Ok, is there an issue here?  BitTwiddler | 04/28/05
XP is XP is XP?  nucrash | 04/28/05
Excellent question for AMD fans  mmmccall07 | 04/28/05
Does not affect me...  Mike Cox | 04/28/05
5.5  crocd | 04/28/05
You need new material...  Prognosticator | 04/28/05
And you would suggest?  IT_User | 04/28/05
6.0  Real World | 04/28/05
3.0  ac2_z | 04/28/05
I'm just not feeling it either 4.7985762534  Squawkbox | 04/28/05
Hang It Up Mike, You Humor Is Going Down The Toilet  itanalyst | 04/28/05
Castles in the sky  bugmenotznet | 04/28/05
-2  PMC-CON | 04/28/05
you go boiiiii  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
128 MB can't even run XP! (NT)  CobraA1 | 04/28/05
Re: 128MB can't even run XP  alterego_z | 04/28/05
That's Ridiculous  nikoli | 04/28/05
my xp and 2k boxes  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
"Blackviper"  toadlife | 04/29/05
XP on 128MB  jcoffey | 04/28/05
What setup?  CobraA1 | 04/28/05
Mine ran on 1 96 mb sdram  Fleeb | 04/28/05
also remember...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
my Pinto was fast  netminder | 04/30/05
XP on 128MB  johnrich | 04/29/05
XP WILL run on 128MB!  TreasonAgainstCaesar | 04/28/05
once a day?  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
XP rebooting  johnrich | 04/29/05
128? WTF???  Fujifilm Frontier | 04/30/05
Not true....mine runs on 96 MB  kchahal | 04/28/05
of course it can  Sandeep108 | 04/28/05
running on XP with only 96mb  charlescandy | 04/29/05
Not True - 96 MB on a PII 266MHz  srl_l@... | 04/30/05
Or Windows 2000 for that matter, it needs  HypnoToad | 04/30/05
Sure it can!  petros22 | 05/01/05
Yep, that's because it's WinXP SE  Xunil_Sierutuf | 04/28/05
so if you have an older PC  voska | 04/28/05
As far as I can tell  IT Scion | 04/28/05
Re: as far as I can tell  alterego_z | 04/28/05
re: RE: as far as I can tell  Bob at 4biz | 04/29/05
Win 98  Network Support | 05/09/05
Development headache?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 04/28/05
Makes sense  Michael Kelly | 04/28/05
scaling means scaling  NemesisNL | 04/28/05
Excellent Point! nt  LoCal | 04/28/05
time to switch platforms, eh Bit?  Jeff Spicoli | 04/28/05
i keep my linux and windows boxes on a strudy platform...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Not just developers  gregry | 04/28/05
Scaling??  Marcwolf1960 | 05/01/05
Or bifurcation  IT_User | 04/28/05
well, the secretaries are getting bored...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
HEY NOW!  SheBytes_z | 04/28/05
no, we are .....  jiMATR | 04/30/05
Longhorn is 18 months out  RicD_ | 04/28/05
Today's PC is tomorrow's older PC  Unicornrider | 04/28/05
linux  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
8087  diconal | 04/28/05
Linux on older PCs  osreinstall | 04/29/05
Longhorn: Will run on older PCs, buy you a shiny pony too  tic swayback | 04/28/05
Meanwhile..  Jeff Spicoli | 04/28/05
Windows "Longhorn" to Cure Acid Reflux Disease  buddhistMonkey | 04/28/05
Why?  Real World | 04/28/05
"Longhorn" to Cure Acid Reflux Disease?  davidr69 | 04/28/05
Microsoft will make plenty on Tiger  PMC-CON | 04/28/05
Tiger won't run on my PC.  alicia@... | 04/28/05
Oh dear  tic swayback | 04/28/05
iLife and ease of use  labarker | 04/28/05
Linux has issues  osreinstall | 04/28/05
I am watching the...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
You hit the nail...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
give them a chance  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Ram Upgrade vs Buying New PC  kaneos | 04/28/05
true  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
So what?  Tico_z | 04/28/05
So What? No more windows for me!  rdwhitti | 04/28/05
Well done, rdwhitti  labarker | 04/28/05
Mac vs Windows  wv1955@... | 04/28/05
You'd be surprised...  MacCanuck | 04/29/05
when you threw the 6100 at him, did he duck?  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
NEWS FLASH!! MICROSOFT SHIPS 10,000 KNEE PADS TO ZDNET HQ  itanalyst | 04/28/05
Well, not "Ships" Actually...  Techscan | 04/28/05
Well...  Wolfie2K3 | 04/28/05
Oh really?!?!?!  nucrash | 04/28/05
Re: Oh Really?!?!?!  Paco20 | 04/28/05
RE: Re: Oh Really?!?!?!  nightshade0143 | 04/28/05
Excellent response...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
no ads  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
its SO hip to be anti-MS!!  kipmartin | 04/28/05
That's nice, go hang out in the End-User forums  nucrash | 04/28/05
Just as hip as it is to trash Linux?  OldeTimeGeek | 04/28/05
Something you said...  Nicholas T | 04/28/05
Trash  tonyd@... | 04/28/05
Thanks  wexwimpy@... | 05/01/05
Good for you.  FallGuy7254 | 05/02/05
OldeTimes are the Best Times  SheBytes_z | 04/28/05
You do make some good...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Long Horn?  tonyd@... | 04/28/05
dont be hatin'  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
you're SO write-on!  jiMATR | 04/30/05
That wasn't necessary to say  Jazhawk | 04/28/05
No, I Don't Have Knee Pads  itanalyst | 04/28/05
Your comments have some merit  fmcgowan | 04/28/05
i saw nothing wrong with it  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
open the lids  jiMATR | 04/30/05
RE: No, I Don't Have Knee Pads  nightshade0143 | 04/28/05
Let me make your life easier  S.Howard-Sarin ZDNet Moderator | 04/28/05
haha  toadlife | 04/30/05
Is LOL=EOM? (End of Message)  mggordon | 04/28/05
No it doesn't  osreinstall | 04/28/05
which way did he go, george?  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
I knew what he was saying  osreinstall | 04/28/05
you forgot some...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Laugh Silently Then  SheBytes_z | 04/28/05
LOLROTF happy  pundamentalist | 04/28/05
So much Eye candy  osreinstall | 04/28/05
So much Eye candy  lfloyd@... | 04/28/05
at work  bradb@... | 04/28/05
The Money  lfloyd@... | 04/29/05
Why not just get a Mac?  FallGuy7254 | 05/02/05
And that's what pisses me off  I_am_hellion_z | 04/28/05
Why all the buzz about nifty graphics?  lfloyd@... | 04/28/05
Nifty graphics sells !  Prognosticator | 04/28/05
If I want Nifty Graphics, I'll Pop in a DVD  benoddo | 04/28/05
i need nifty graphics, but not in the windows  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Good Example  osreinstall | 04/28/05
Ok ok ok...  lfloyd@... | 04/29/05
Looking... like crashing?  FirstNLastN | 04/28/05
How does this improve the OS?  davidr69 | 04/28/05
Could this be any more irrelevant?  cdndave | 04/28/05
The tech world no longer revolves around MSFT  Chad_z | 04/29/05
Help desk in large corporations  davidr69 | 04/28/05
Couldn't agree more  Richard Flude | 04/28/05
It's just possible that Longhorn  fmcgowan | 04/28/05
Longhorn  Oscar55 | 04/28/05
Upgrades  wilbur24 | 04/28/05
Why is Michael Cherry so confused?  Justin_Kalm | 04/28/05
Why should we even worry......  sguerin_z | 04/28/05
by the time...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Graphics? Bah humbug  alicia@... | 04/28/05
Whatever!!!  wolfsouls | 04/28/05
"The Experience"  Tennisyoda@... | 04/28/05
upgrade from xp to an xp like system...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Older PC? What is that?  bapple@... | 04/28/05
its also a big bull.  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Please Please Please  jrbeaman | 04/28/05
It won't run on my PC as I switched to Mac OS X.4  JohnMelone@... | 04/28/05
S.F.W. ???  jrbeaman | 04/28/05
bad day???  jasontheodd | 04/29/05
Get a new system with new OS  zeusfuse | 04/28/05
i dont have problems with windows either...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
THE WHY DONT YOU STFU?  jrbeaman | 04/28/05
Anger management required here.  jasontheodd | 04/29/05
WTF are you? ZDNet Talkback police?  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Going to stick with XPee? Think again...  Bill_Jackson | 04/28/05
*cough*crack*cough*  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
Think(Pad) again  Fschwep | 04/29/05
Thats great, your software is safe but...  Bill_Jackson | 05/05/05
New Graphics Experience  bapple@... | 04/28/05
MS wants to be the hub of all your businesss and entertainment needs  gAmEpLaYa | 04/28/05
The many levels of product quality  michael-t | 04/28/05
Will I Buy a New PC for Longhorn ?  wizzerking@... | 04/28/05
Longhorn  tlyoungb@... | 04/28/05
RE: Longhorn  crashoverride | 04/28/05
Good NEWS or Bad NEWS?  mwagner@... | 04/28/05
license cost..  magpie_z | 04/30/05
here is a screenshot of the scaled down version...  linuxoverwindows | 04/28/05
That is beeeeUtiful... Thanks.  jrbeaman | 04/28/05
Sentiments Appreciated  Shamus_z | 04/28/05
ZDNet: No More Vaporhorn not-news, PLEASE!!! (nt)  tbbrickster_z | 04/28/05
[nt] ??? you mean [n/a]?  jrbeaman | 04/28/05
longhorn  007lizard | 04/28/05
9.1 on Acid Reflux (nt)  tbbrickster_z | 04/28/05
Even If I can Run It: Is It Worth It?!?  swbobcat | 04/28/05
Longhorn  Bobby Joe Reed | 04/28/05
Hmmmmm....  Shamus_z | 04/28/05
LONGHORN is for LONGHORN said an OldGreek  GrosserGnu | 04/28/05
An I R a Tek-nishun too!  pundamentalist | 04/28/05
Sorry  GrosserGnu | 04/28/05
LONGHORN is just what it's name means...  pundamentalist | 04/28/05
It's just another brick in the wall...  shekinah00@... | 04/28/05
Compelling Reasons to Switch?  Bob Hughes | 04/28/05
Ohhh the agony on the  michael-t | 04/28/05
Supercomputer class?  chsjbowen@... | 04/28/05
Why is this news right now?  bampcs | 04/28/05
Longhorn v. XP  starman_gary | 04/28/05
So Much for Longhorn  inxy@... | 04/28/05
OS/2 for PPC?  PMC-CON | 04/28/05
No; I don't believe it ever shipped. Too bad.  fmcgowan | 04/29/05
Just wondering...  Shamus_z | 04/30/05
SP FOR LONGHORN WHEN????  zonkjr@... | 04/28/05
You said the "S" word  I_am_hellion_z | 04/28/05
Longhorn  pacerman | 04/28/05
Heck, my Linux won't even play nice with older PCs  FilledOut | 04/28/05
Longhorn vrs. Legacy  thimbill | 04/28/05
Longhorn64?  phi_alpha_nu@... | 04/28/05
Longhorn wont run on my computer  doh123 | 04/28/05
Mine neither.  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 04/28/05
Dude, I don't know...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Ahhh, I feel the same about Solaris  FilledOut | 05/01/05
upgrade to shorthorn?  deowll | 04/28/05
Thank goodness I still have Win98SE (and the install disk)  JNEYLON2 | 04/28/05
If you really like your DOS..  magpie_z | 04/30/05
Run Longhorn?  nightshade0143 | 04/28/05
Longhorn  bwchato | 04/28/05
Longhorn? Schlonghorn?  gmattheus | 04/28/05
That is funny  gAmEpLaYa | 04/28/05
3 GHZ cpu huh  crashoverride | 04/28/05
Enough with the gobbledegook  ghawkins@... | 04/28/05
something fishy  magpie_z | 04/30/05
microsoft  chucktown | 04/28/05
only if I have to  VytautasB@... | 04/28/05
MS is full of IT  gAmEpLaYa | 04/28/05
MCE...  magpie_z | 04/30/05
Just more features to disable  mad.mutt | 04/28/05
give me a break  gAmEpLaYa | 04/29/05
have you considered...  magpie_z | 04/30/05
FreeBSD and Linux make windows irrelevant.  teckk@... | 04/29/05
Right ON!  blackbelt_jones | 04/29/05
Hold on there bucko  osreinstall | 04/30/05
Answers  IT Scion | 05/02/05
Correction  jolumoar | 04/29/05
When (if) LooongSteer comes out ....  Reverend MacFellow | 04/29/05
huh...  magpie_z | 04/30/05
So what? money should be well spent!  ghostpsychlops | 04/29/05
afraid of what?  magpie_z | 04/30/05
Vapourware! definition  Reverend MacFellow | 04/29/05
WTF OSX !0.4 OUT TODAY, AND ZDNET HAS LONGHORN ON FRONT PAGE????  hipparchus2000 | 04/29/05
HeHe. Who Cares?  admiral39 | 04/29/05
Ooooh the Talkbacks  FilledOut | 04/29/05
Good point. I agree...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Longhorn - who cares?  john32_z | 04/29/05
Perhaps..  magpie_z | 04/30/05
Who cares?  blackbelt_jones | 04/29/05
Get real  donnellb | 04/29/05
Good and bad  jackjack5 | 04/29/05
not long enough  magpie_z | 04/30/05
Ok, Bill...I've got your "Long Horn".  MadDogDr | 04/29/05
Is it because of the graphics?  Hiro84 | 04/29/05
longhorn  hawaiieye | 04/30/05
My screen name says it all (nt)  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Today, Microlag announced...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Longest pre-release campaign...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Actually, I am glad they...  MepisLINUXuser | 05/01/05
Longhorn  Holger178 | 05/01/05
Hardware catalog? There's a better way  alupats | 05/02/05
Not Really  osreinstall | 05/03/05
so this new os will do what?  mweaver99 | 05/03/05
LONGHORN = XP ++  road runner_z | 05/11/05
Big Intrusive Deal _ Go Go Xandros !!!  MicroFedUp | 05/30/05
Shlonghorn not even here yet....  Feldwebel Wolfenstool | 07/25/05

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