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Yes, supercomputers to run a spreadsheet
That's what's so great about Microsoft. Why they made using Excel spreadsheets so complex, fat and inefficient that you need a cluster to process them. What's next? A cluster running 64 bit Windows to read email? How about a cluster that opens up your doc files faster? Don't trip on your way to the Bank to save all that money...remameber to order Software Assurance to complete the value of your purchase.
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Late again  none none | 03/03/05
Not only late again  Linux User 147560 | 03/03/05
Don't underestimate MS  RoberNet | 03/05/05
Why  Altern_z | 03/05/05
The answer is  Linux User 147560 | 03/06/05
60 percent?  tic swayback | 03/03/05
Shows to go ya  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/03/05
Yeah, right  cicuta | 03/04/05
Okay  cashaww | 03/04/05
by whom?  cicuta | 03/04/05
You forgot another Illegal practice.  jpfitz@... | 03/04/05
It's a matter of perspective  cicuta | 03/04/05
I don't think you even read  lengua99 | 03/07/05
You sir...  gumby830@... | 03/04/05
OK, so now it's two against...everyone else?  cicuta | 03/04/05
Im in  Humph | 03/09/05
Except...  Wolfie2K3 | 03/04/05
No competition.....no exception  cicuta | 03/05/05
You are incorrect  Mack DaNife | 03/04/05
Reason says MS is not a monopoly  cicuta | 03/04/05
bravo  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
Monopoly, I often win that game.  agottschald | 03/04/05
Microsoft whining  tycase@... | 03/04/05
How come some people seem to assume that ending  Laff | 03/04/05
That's it and that's all  Jeff Spicoli | 03/04/05
because they are more intellectual than us.  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
one more thing  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
TalkBack Whining  eheimer | 03/04/05
Right on dude!  cicuta | 03/04/05
i know that one...  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
that sums it up  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
Yeah, what he ^^^ said...  MepisLINUXuser | 03/05/05
Not only late but will be running a distant 4th or 5th  shadowself | 03/05/05
Decade late people say - 2 decades more like...  Tim Carpenter | 03/07/05
Yes, supercomputers to run a spreadsheet  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
To the Unix/Linux/Os-10 mac, sparc, Eniac users  Bloag | 03/03/05
Ahem...  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
Spreadsheet  Bloag | 03/03/05
How...  Wolfie2K3 | 03/04/05
Yeah, and  lengua99 | 03/07/05
Yeah sure  osreinstall | 03/07/05
You're choosing a poor sample  Martin Marvinski | 03/03/05
Bad sample  Bloag | 03/03/05
You make the big mistake...  plasticmonkeyz | 03/04/05
Please Note:  agottschald | 03/04/05
i'd have to agree  ZZmage | 03/04/05
Help with job search  GrumpyOldMan | 03/08/05
Familar with something that doersn't exist?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 03/03/05
Oh, Bitty...  Martin Marvinski | 03/04/05
Why do I get the impression you are a newbie?  B.O.F.H. | 03/04/05
You are giving me some nasty flashbacks!  B.O.F.H. | 03/03/05
And I used to think flashbacks were good  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
So did I until....  B.O.F.H. | 03/04/05
ah but you forget  ZZmage | 03/04/05
Oddly  michael-t | 03/03/05
Good Post...  John Carroll ZDNet Moderator | 03/03/05
Right on John....You said and I quote.  Laff | 03/03/05
As I noted...  John Carroll ZDNet Moderator | 03/03/05
Why.NET?  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/03/05
John is a Windows DRONE  Jeff Spicoli | 03/03/05
Re: Why .NET  John Carroll ZDNet Moderator | 03/03/05
Yes, John. They would be constrained by what Sun allows.  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/04/05
you people are boring..  Orbit_z | 03/05/05
How?  Robert Crocker | 03/04/05
Easy  John Carroll ZDNet Moderator | 03/04/05
Easy (slight correction)  John Carroll ZDNet Moderator | 03/04/05
Sorry, John, but that doesn't even begin to correct your post.  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/04/05
elegant? intuitive?  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
Drone? Windroid, wintard...  MepisLINUXuser | 03/05/05
What programs?  cashaww | 03/04/05
Are you related to Lewis?  Roger Ramjet | 03/04/05
You're not responding to what I said...  John Carroll ZDNet Moderator | 03/04/05
Don't know about the others...butt speaking as an OSX/Mac  Laff | 03/03/05
Good for you, Brainiac.  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/03/05
were you able to solve the x-y graph plot?  matrixdomain | 03/03/05
FYI  AmusedAtItAll | 03/04/05
What the hell is a "financial physicist"?  cicuta | 03/04/05
financial physics  Bloag | 03/04/05
let me clear your confusion  cicuta | 03/04/05
EXCEL - Notavailable  mietz | 03/04/05
What Then When BSOD?  whogoesthere | 03/04/05
Macs? But of course!  frabjous | 03/04/05
dude you are da bom-diggity  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
Windows ease-of use  ford_prefect | 03/08/05
You must build some VERY basic spreadsheet  No_Ax_to_Grind | 03/03/05
How about satellite epehmeris data?  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
Sure, now would you like to try  No_Ax_to_Grind | 03/03/05
Gosh, you can't take yes for an answer  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
Enterprise Excel  jorwell | 03/04/05
That's arrogant...  Filker0_z | 03/04/05
Hey, it was joke, okay?  jorwell | 03/07/05
heres what i think theyre shooting for...  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
A Cray with a gooy interface - let's talk slow  rohn_z | 03/03/05
a cray with a gooy interface  pablito@... | 03/04/05
That would be the "NEW" Cray OS?  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
MS supercomputing and  michael-t | 03/03/05
The world's fastest Email virus!  Chad_z | 03/03/05
Nope but the gentlemen from MS suggested it  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
This is great news for MS SQL  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
This is like giving nuclear weapons to Arab terrorists  ke_xtian@... | 03/04/05
Not at all  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
A destroyer of bad applications  cicuta | 03/04/05
SQL already rocks...  Motu | 03/05/05
It'll interest those who want to be  FilledOut | 03/03/05
Facts  Bloag | 03/03/05
Show us the links to your facts  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
Big Primes and SETI  Bloag | 03/04/05
That's fine but...  bit_rot | 03/04/05
Thanks  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
That's why  Linux User 147560 | 03/03/05
Wait this is fun!  Linux User 147560 | 03/03/05
Here some more facts for you to muddle through!  Linux User 147560 | 03/04/05
Thanks for the links  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
Q at LANL = PC circa 2000 or older  Bloag | 03/04/05
hobby versus tax dollars  Bloag | 03/03/05
Can they still be considered supercomputers?  Malger | 03/03/05
Market share  Bloag | 03/03/05
Have you ever noticed...  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/03/05
I think he might be a coleopteran; hence his arrogance toward us primates.  Hugh Jass | 03/03/05
More ants in the world...  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
Also more cockroaches  MacCanuck | 03/04/05
Poor analogy  dsypul | 03/04/05
Ants don't choose to propagate...  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
You are witty  dsypul | 03/04/05
1.5 octaves above middle-C in the key of A-minor  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
Huh?  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/04/05
re: Huh?  dsypul | 03/05/05
Linux does not have single digit marketshare  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
"Charlie Foxtrot"  alterego_z | 03/03/05
Not all the Mongolians are in Mongolia, eh? wink  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/03/05
Oh no!  IT_User | 03/03/05
Now that made me Laff!!!! heh heh heh  Laff | 03/03/05
All right!!!!!!!!!!  Squawkbox | 03/03/05
Yawn  Bloag | 03/03/05
You really are tiresome.  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/03/05
Thesaurus  Bloag | 03/03/05
thanks for the troll  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
Since there aren't any Windows-based supercomputers...  Zogg | 03/04/05
Slight Correction  bit_rot | 03/04/05
oops  bit_rot | 03/04/05
Thesaurus? No, it's called an education.  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 03/04/05
Spelling  eb276 | 03/04/05
Standard tranny...  gumby830@... | 03/04/05
Do you understand supercomputing?  Filker0_z | 03/04/05
Bottom Line  Bloag | 03/03/05
More to do wit h your inflated view of yourself  Sunny Jalolly | 03/03/05
Sorry...  cashaww | 03/04/05
The fact you  Linux User 147560 | 03/04/05
Forgot this tidbit as well  Linux User 147560 | 03/04/05
Are you wasting our tax dollars  Hugh Jass | 03/03/05
The "intellectual" equivalent of Mike Cox? happy  MacCanuck | 03/04/05
Okay, Why would I do a job submition?  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
This will come with a lot of restriction, Linux NO.  DonnieBoy | 03/03/05
How about paying per node?  Hugh Jass | 03/03/05
So I bought a Dell web server that came with Win2K3 Web Server Edition...  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
Intel is now using Linux not windows  matrixdomain | 03/03/05
This'll never compete w/Linux for supercomputing.  CobraA1 | 03/04/05
Supercomputers need internal network access, though  Zogg | 03/04/05
Ah, so they ARE pitching this at businesses.  Zogg | 03/04/05
I can't wait for Cluster Home edition  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
Still not going to compete  CobraA1 | 03/04/05
I think the key sentence is...  Zogg | 03/04/05
So, does Microsoft care whether anyone actually buys this?  gardoglee | 03/04/05
Bingo!  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
Perhaps  mactolinux | 03/04/05
So Microsoft is copying Linux...  Patrick Jones | 03/04/05
Anyplace that buys this is just ASKING for trouble..!  Xunil_Sierutuf | 03/04/05
Woodchuck revisited!  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
Clippy for Clusters!!!  Robert Crocker | 03/04/05
Clusters won't necessarily make a slow process run faster...  Zogg | 03/04/05
Doing it the hard way  osreinstall | 03/04/05
You forgot one thing...  Patrick Jones | 03/04/05
Had to draw the line someware.  osreinstall | 03/04/05
Familiar with HCL?  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
Familiar with off the shelf software  osreinstall | 03/06/05
true, but...  ORBVS | 03/04/05
Your setup was faulty  osreinstall | 03/04/05
like what, notepad? solitaire?  ORBVS | 03/04/05
No that is what I do for a living  osreinstall | 03/04/05
windork...  ORBVS | 03/04/05
You Did!  osreinstall | 03/04/05
(nt)good one  toadlife | 03/06/05
SUPER BSOD IS HERE !!!  mbraincell@... | 03/04/05
You sound worried  osreinstall | 03/04/05
NO you are  Linux User 147560 | 03/06/05
This software will be expensive.  osreinstall | 03/06/05
I'm kinda disappointed  Michael Kelly | 03/04/05
Not bad Michael Kelly....not bad at all for a first attempt!  Laff | 03/04/05
Microsoft Also Announces Inventions Of The Car, The TV, The Dishwasher, and  itanalyst | 03/04/05
Oh God - the fastest crashing machine again  chasster123 | 03/04/05
is it just me....  klmmicro | 03/04/05
Vapor = MS marketing  Sunny Jalolly | 03/04/05
I won't work this time.  OldMarine | 03/04/05
MICROSOFT SUPERCOMPUTER SW  bradleyjack@... | 03/04/05
Listen to him, folks  mactolinux | 03/04/05
This is a prime example of...  The King's Servant | 03/04/05
You need to read more.  OldMarine | 03/04/05
Are you really shouting  agottschald | 03/04/05
Hell, you need to learn how to spell  tahoeblue | 03/04/05
Windows on a Supercomputer!?  rifter | 03/04/05
Another Chance to Fail  Jkirk3279 | 03/04/05
clustered worms, trojans and viruses... GREAT!!!  ORBVS | 03/04/05
I bet during their presentation they will be hit with the BSOD  jaddison@... | 03/04/05
WIndows on any machine is trouble  Boogerman | 03/04/05
Thats Funny  osreinstall | 03/04/05
Agreed  Michael Kelly | 03/04/05
Pragmatically speaking  osreinstall | 03/06/05
Uneducated Dolt  whogoesthere | 03/07/05
I go there you Linux crusader  osreinstall | 03/07/05
Now Confused Too!  whogoesthere | 03/07/05
Sorry about your luck  osreinstall | 03/07/05
Don't waste your time...  robradina@... | 03/08/05
A waste of hardware.  code_flogger | 03/04/05
Easy to Fix  Jkirk3279 | 03/04/05
Could be worse  FilledOut | 03/04/05
Windoze supercomputing  klm@... | 03/04/05
M$ is already using a cluster... not their own?  tomthegeek | 03/04/05
Remember the hot mail servers.  OldMarine | 03/04/05
one word...  zijiang | 03/05/05
M$ Orifice on super cluster  kwwall@... | 03/04/05
MS can't compete PERIOD  dzash2000 | 03/04/05
what a genius  cicuta | 03/04/05
hang tight with your posse, cicuta, but circle the wagons  tahoe_blue | 03/04/05
wow, how very puppy  jmills@... | 03/06/05
you talkin' to me? you talkin' to me ??  tahoe_blue | 03/07/05
Largest..  cashaww | 03/04/05
nitwit now offering investment advice  tahoe_blue | 03/04/05
Windows for supercomputers  jerryb_z | 03/05/05
S l o w  johnjd | 03/04/05
Will Windows Reboot Faster on an SC?  ke_xtian@... | 03/04/05
I sure hope so...  element6 | 03/08/05
Vaporware?  adalemo@... | 03/04/05
Why would I want this?  sokushi jonez | 03/04/05
great ! flaky supercomputers from the insecure internet folks  tahoe_blue | 03/04/05
Are your rabies vaccines current?  Charmler | 03/04/05
I am sorry...  cashaww | 03/04/05
pshawww, cashaww  tahoe_blue | 03/04/05
Microsoft's Marketing doesn't hide anything  vance@... | 03/04/05
Bad Marketing again  rickpetcher | 03/04/05
Q at LANL = PC circa 2000 or older  Bloag | 03/04/05
pointless to the 2^25964951-1th prime number  ORBVS | 03/04/05
apples and oranges  tahoeblue | 03/04/05
supercomputer vs pc  Bloag | 03/04/05
Linux? Downtime?  CobraA1 | 03/06/05
Linux professionals are better than Windows monkeys  matrixdomain | 03/06/05
Get a clue  toadlife | 03/06/05
Open letter  mactolinux | 03/04/05
Cool. Then we can process Spyware at a MUCH faster rate!  BitTwiddler | 03/04/05
Windows based supercomputer, you've got to be kidding!  SGIOctane2 | 03/04/05
Somethhings Never Change  len.furst@... | 03/04/05
This is great boys.  OldMarine | 03/04/05
Isn't that like recapped tires on a Ferrari?  jpolicke@... | 03/04/05
It's for connectivity  agottschald | 03/05/05
What's all the fuss  agottschald | 03/04/05
too much discussion...  linuxoverwindows | 03/05/05
MS learning from Linux  flavio.becker | 03/05/05
Windows vs Linux  normteck | 03/05/05
Latest supercomputer list  frabjous | 03/05/05
Windows For Supercomputers  VegetaHimura | 03/05/05
Windows Supercomputer  bdammann | 03/05/05
Well maybe it crashes like a million times faster or something...:)  Laff | 03/05/05
Ho-Hum  keenan@... | 03/05/05
simplified supercomputing  zijiang | 03/05/05
simplified supercomputing NOW  Mr_Dave | 03/05/05
One Word : Restrictions  Joe Frisco | 03/05/05
I agree  toadlife | 03/06/05
Because...  element6 | 03/08/05
Windows for supercomputers  jmiller | 03/06/05
Can Microsoft compete with Linux for supercomputing?  jmiller | 03/06/05
It will p155 a lot of peeps off  jmills@... | 03/06/05
Research Difficult with Microsoft  maddoghall | 03/07/05
I agree...  element6 | 03/08/05
Microsoft Windows on a Cray Computer  soulcircus | 03/07/05
What's really funny is...  element6 | 03/08/05
Do ya think they'll keep the Blue Screen of Death?  michaelstn@... | 03/09/05
Who Wants to Ride the Space Shuttle...  tbbrickster_z | 03/10/05
Not Cray by a longshot  RimaDog@... | 03/13/05
Beware, beware, beware!  JonnyDee | 03/16/05
Club Shepherd 2005 v1.00  Bridge_SMASH | 03/16/05

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