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He's Haunched Over With Laughter!!!
If Bill Gates is haunched over in a corner, it's from laughter. MS Windows continues to dominate because of it's wide recognition as a leader in the areas of security and stability. Linux isn't even on MS's radar -- why bother with Linux with the coming of Longhorn!! The prophets have spoken!!

I installed SP2 across our enterprise weeks ago -- and I didn't even bother to test it. I trust in Microsoft completely in Microsoft, and it was a quick and painless download.

Yesterday night as I was leaving, I could hear the hum from the server room -- and it sounded exactly as if my machines were humming "zippity-do-dah!!"

My, oh my, it's a wonderful day!
Posted by: coffeenite   Posted on: 10/13/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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Microsoft has not figured out they need to be nice.  DonnieBoy | 10/12/04
And, every one of these deals make Linux stronger.  DonnieBoy | 10/12/04
It Just Goes To Prove It ...  coffeenite | 10/13/04
As Gates lays in the corner in the fetal position...  shawkins | 10/12/04
He's Haunched Over With Laughter!!!  coffeenite | 10/13/04
HEY...HEY...MIKE COX IS BACK!  shawkins | 10/13/04
And deluded BillG still compares Linux to OS/2..  Xunil_Sierutuf | 10/12/04
But teh EU commison says there is not competition.  No_Ax_to_Grind | 10/12/04
You can't install it on 17,000 PC's, Monti boy said so!  No_Ax_to_Grind | 10/12/04
Who's Monti?(NT)  voska | 10/12/04
Perhaps this is where NAMBLA comes in...  B.O.F.H. | 10/12/04
only serious competitive threat against Microsoft's 90-plus percent hold  B.O.F.H. | 10/12/04
BOFH, that's because you are trying to reason with No_Ax . . .  Plain Logic | 10/12/04
Personal insults from my tail coat rider again.  No_Ax_to_Grind | 10/13/04
Man, argue your point. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen  DonnieBoy | 10/13/04
You, Billy, and Stevie should have a good laugh.  DonnieBoy | 10/12/04
Linux don't support latest hardware!!  powercat | 10/12/04
Yes, kind of a chicken and egg problem.  DonnieBoy | 10/12/04
Before more get confused...  doe_z | 10/12/04
Correction: Latest hardware does not support Linux!!  HagerR15 | 10/13/04
Wasn't this about govenment machines?  john.gruber@... | 10/13/04
That would be because  Linux User 147560 | 10/13/04
Beyond the usual Linux versus MS merde  quietLee | 10/13/04
Yep  rapson | 10/13/04
..hee...  john.gruber@... | 10/13/04
Microsoft = patriotism?  Judas I. | 10/13/04
Good God! What a bunch of babble.  shawkins | 10/14/04
Interesting Development  TrustMe_z | 10/13/04
France - North Korea agreement next  ejhonda | 10/13/04
You and your navel  TrustMe_z | 10/13/04
Didn't do your research, huh?  ejhonda | 10/13/04
Knew that  TrustMe_z | 10/13/04
Foreign reasons  Spoon Jabber | 10/13/04
Schlumberger?  rapson | 10/13/04
Good answer  Spoon Jabber | 10/14/04
so...  TrustMe_z | 10/13/04
France just needs to peel the "Made In France" labels  FilledOut | 10/13/04
Somebody tell me if I have this right:  Judas I. | 10/13/04
Nope - you don't have it  ejhonda | 10/13/04
Ah! I get it, so I can ignore the posts by ...  Judas I. | 10/13/04
In my case, sarcasm  rapson | 10/13/04
Good! Whew! Okay, thanks, rapson...  Judas I. | 10/13/04

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