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Study: Sheep need culling
A study published by the WESAA (Wolf Eats Sheep Association of America) proclaimed that it is highly benficial for the a herd of sheep to have the occasional member culled from it.


"The herd has much more cohesion as a result of the occasional wolf straying in its area and culling a member. Also, in the long run, overall health is higher due to the excercise of running away from a wolf attacking at high speed. Cardiovacular conditions are virtually unheard of in herds that are regularly visited by a member of our organization."


"While it might be unfortunate for the individual sheep to be chosen by the individual wolf, it should take comfort in the knowledge that its sacrifice is helping the herd."


No sheep were available for comment. No sheep were available.

Posted by: alafalk   Posted on: 10/16/03 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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