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why not
sorry, i already hold that patent.

us patent #000001
a patent on the process of expulsion of waste material in liquid form from the lower half of the human body

i also hold us patent #000002. care to guess what that one is on?

if you have diarrhea, you are in violation of both of my patents, and you owe me plenty.

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