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- This isn't even funny anymore. It's just pathetic.
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Hey kids, is your business flat-assed broke?
Are you completely unable to come up with a new product or service anyone is interested in?
Are your former hoop dreams now just fond pipe dreams?
Well, here at the SCO School Of Bid'niz, we teach a unique way of turning a profit: SUE!!!
That's right SUE!!! Sue everyone in sight!!! It doesn't matter if you have a case or not, just SUE!!!! It doesn't matter if your "patent" is undermined by prior art, just SUE!!!!
Our studies show that sooner or later you'll either get lucky with a clueless judge or find an innocent defendant who is cowed by your scumbag lawyers into forking over unreal amounts of money, and you'll be swimming in your own cash flow!!!! And the best part is, YOU don't have to create or produce anything!!!!
Call today at 1-800-SCUM-BAG!!! Operators are standing by to accept your bribe, er donation, er licensing fee, yeah, that's it!!! Operators are standing by! Call now!!
DISCLAIMER: SCO School Of Bid'niz is not responsible for your actions or those of your potential victims, and cannot be held responsible in any manner if you are countersued into oblivion by a bigger dog on the block who isn't afraid to tell you where to shove your pathetic attempt at a cash grab. - Posted by: James T. Kirk Posted on: 05/04/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
Another Patent that needs to be invalidated
el1jones | 05/04/04
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This isn't even funny anymore. It's just pathetic.
James T. Kirk | 05/04/04
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1985 hunh...
jacksodj | 05/04/04
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Pathetic
el1jones | 05/04/04
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Sounds like a combinational patent to me
Nigel Johnstone | 05/04/04
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US4528643
zdnettim | 05/04/04
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I read the patent...
el1jones | 05/04/04
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Prior ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NemesisNL | 05/05/04
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For once Open Source might actualy have an advantage
NemesisNL | 05/05/04
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