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HWAAA HAAA HAAAA HAA!!!!
Prescriptions thru Microsoft:

DOC: A pack of aspirins.

~~~ MS SW ---> ~~~~~~ MS Network ---> Pharmacy

Pharmacy: A tube of Hemorrhoid cream.

[Back at HQ]

MS: We have found a critical bug in our application. All SW are equal. Gates law says when any given SW becomes widespread, it will suck. If Linux had a market share of ~90%, it'll suck the same. Please stand by for a critical patch for this critical bug in, say 'bout, 200 days.

Any questions call our 1-900 #

:P
Posted by: Spin_Masterz   Posted on: 04/29/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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