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Microsoft for Nothing ( a parody )

Microsoft for Nothing
(Done to Dire Straits, Money for Nothing)

Now look at them computers that's the way you do it
You play the keyboard on Windows XP
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Microsoft for nothin' and viruses for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys are dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install Microsoft Windows
Custom Worm deliveries
We gotta move these Dell computers
We gotta move these Gateway TV's

See the little ****** with the laptop and the Palm PDA
Yeah buddy that's Bill Gates. Yeah, thats his own hair
That little ******'s got his own jet airplane
That little ****** he's a billionaire

We gotta install Microsoft Windows
Custom Worm deliveries
We gotta move these Dell computers
We gotta move Gateway TV's

I shoulda learned to program a computer
I shoulda learned to write software
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the Web camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Internet noises?
Spankin' on his monkey like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your Mircosoft for nothin' get your viruses for free

We gotta install Microsoft Windows
Custom Worm deliveries
We gotta move Dell computers
We gotta move these Gateway TV's, Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the keyboard on the Windows XP
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Microsoft for nothin' and your viruses for free
Microsoft for nothin' and viruses for free

I want my, I want my, I want my WebTV

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