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?STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!?
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MCSDs are now on the clock...  Mike Cox | 01/04/06
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Excellent  opensourcepro | 01/04/06
Python on Microsoft  Edward Meyers | 01/04/06
.NET Framework  Yensi717 | 01/04/06
At the expense...  Anti_Zealot | 01/04/06
Python Performance  wolf_z | 01/04/06
Microsoft found a way to tie Open Source to Windows LOL!  BitTwiddler | 01/04/06
Key distinction  Yagotta B. Kidding | 01/04/06
Indeed  Edward Meyers | 01/04/06
Microsoft embraces open-source scripting language  Loverock Davidson | 01/04/06
MS plays Follow the Leader again  mlindl | 01/04/06
Possibly  Yensi717 | 01/04/06
Still...  Anti_Zealot | 01/04/06
are you in the dark  jimk_z | 01/04/06
Hmm...  Michael Kelly | 01/04/06
interesting question actually(NT)  Monkey_MCSE | 01/04/06
Oh well, to each their own  Boot_Agnostic | 01/04/06
This is good!  George Mitchell | 01/04/06
Well Okay  DannyO_0x98 | 01/05/06
I ain't even going beyond the title  nomorems | 01/04/06
Monty Python??!??  spinit_z | 01/05/06

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