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- A police officer walks in to a coffee shop
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and sees an old pickpocket he once arrested.
The police officer approaches the man and says "hey I hope you're not trying to rob anyone today"
The pickpocket replies "Goodness no! After being caught, I realized that going to jail is bad for me"
The police officer smiles and says " Good for you, I'm glad you learned from your mistakes"
With a serious look the pickpocket points at the window while touching the officers arm " hey what's going on out there?"
The officer looks and sees nothing suspicious.
The pickpocket shrugs his shoulders and says "huh I thought I saw something, well... have a good day" and leaves.
The officer then turns to buy a coffee and exclaims "Where's my wallet!!??"
I see MS saying they are doing one thing, but their actions prove otherwise... - Posted by: Arrg Posted on: 11/30/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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