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Think of the possibilities!
Kraft, you say? Maybe Microsoft should come up with their own special macaroni and cheese. How about a Microsoft mouse for a mascot? Goodbye, Kraft!

For that matter, I notice that a lot of people like to enjoy a good cup of coffee while using their computers. Perhaps a new "Microsoft Special Blend" is overdue. They could use the word "robust" again, just as they do when describing their software. They could give a free coffee subscription away with each purchase of Windows, and drive Folgers right into the grounds, I mean ground.

And let's not forget the beer drinkers: Microsoft Lite, Microsoft Special Dark, Microsoft Genuine Draft....(MGD? Oh-oh, looks like another lawsuit!) Remember, when you're out of Microsoft, you're out of beer!

Look, I don't hate Microsoft, but why do they think they should be everything to everyone? They got in the browser business, and now they're not the best at that. They got into the anti-spyware business, and they're not the best at that. They're getting into the anti-virus business, and they won't be the best at that. Now it's VOIP and Web hosting, and blah, blah, blah. And even though they won't be the best at anything they do, they will somehow end up being the only ones doing it, because they've driven everyone else out of business. Well, this time the target isn't WordPerfect or Netscape. Maybe some of the blood in the street will be Microsoft's.
Posted by: Quiet_Type   Posted on: 11/02/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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Haven't seen this before  nucrash | 11/02/05
Come on now  Loverock Davidson | 11/02/05
Think of the possibilities!  Quiet_Type | 11/02/05
Brand loyalty is a strong force  Real World | 11/02/05
True, but I'm loyal to $$$ not a brand name  Asesino | 11/02/05
Free is a loser for MS  techboy_z | 11/02/05
No Duh!  Asesino | 11/02/05
I switch  Loverock Davidson | 11/02/05
That's rare  Real World | 11/02/05
Confused???  Asesino | 11/02/05
Not if one of them paid you for it happy  Asesino | 11/02/05
Services all look marvelous...  Mike Cox | 11/02/05
Awesome  bobbblll | 11/02/05
Testing....1..2...3...  techboy_z | 11/02/05
MikeTV  netwacker | 11/02/05
Open letter to Lord Haw-Haw  rmac_z | 11/02/05
Mike you're just too funny!  george_ou | 11/02/05
Yes he is...I 2nd that...totally hilarious!!  Asesino | 11/02/05
The cheek of it  ukaze | 11/02/05
Strategy that stupid Americans will fall for everytime  Paco20 | 11/02/05
Oh, yeah?  Quiet_Type | 11/02/05
Re: Oh, yeah?  Paco20 | 11/02/05
No one is going to upgrade, they have to offer this stuff  3Dman | 11/04/05

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