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You forgot a few things.
I told my rep that we'll also need to spend a crap load of money on enterprise level antivirus and antispyware software. We'll also need to update our expenditures to address the increased cost in licensing Windows and Office.

Oh, and we'll need to buy brand new computers just so we can can run the new version of the OS. We can't save money by using existing technology because Microsoft anticipates we'll need faster computers no matter what. Because people magically type faster in Word with a 3.4GHz computer versus a 1.8GHz computer.

When my boss asked me why we have to pay a yearly fee to Microsoft for the simple privelage of using Windows and Office, I told him to keep his point haired head out of it. CALs are essential in.. well... to keep... uh... stuff... going?

Then my boss asked me why we have to pay an additional percentage fee for support for a product that only updated once every 5 years, I told him because. Just because.

Then my boss asked me why we need Vista? What does it provide that XP and Server 2003 doesn't?


Son, step into my office. YOU'RE *(#&@ FIRED!
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Ultimate Edition for me...  Mike Cox | 09/13/05
Just coffee (Java?)  luke_sg | 09/13/05
My reaction exactly . . .  ebrke | 09/14/05
Here is your pink slip  sykandtyed | 09/14/05
You forgot a few things.  olePigeon | 09/14/05
I wouldn't even take WindowsVista Pirate Edition  Oscar_Goldman | 09/13/05
agree!!  Arm A. Geddon | 09/13/05
Re: Windows Vista Pirate Edition  Otto_Delete | 09/13/05
I want WindowsVistyDRM edition!!!!!  Jeff Spicoli | 09/13/05
RE: I want WindowsVistyDRM edition!!!!! by Jeff Spicoli  btljooz | 09/15/05
So what  sepulcro | 10/12/05
confusion?  Arm A. Geddon | 09/13/05
And, I am writing this use Fedora Core 3, ULTIMATE edition.  DonnieBoy | 09/13/05
Hmmmm....  Anti_Zealot | 09/13/05
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RHFC3  handydan918 | 09/13/05
Isn't it great happy  Andromedat6 | 09/13/05
RE: Isn't it great happy  btljooz | 09/15/05
I use MS for games only  OldMarine | 09/13/05
MS maybe missing talent but they are persistent ...  michael_t | 09/13/05
Just an idea  Richard Flude | 09/13/05
How can they be so prroud of this piece  michael_t | 09/13/05
Yup  Jeff Spicoli | 09/13/05
Jeff u r soooo correct!!!!  btljooz | 09/15/05
Can't Wait  tomcam | 09/13/05
I can't wait for Cairo  Jeff Spicoli | 09/13/05
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Can't wait for the next crash and...  sykandtyed | 09/14/05
I think i'll wait till it comes out and...  Monkey_MCSE | 09/13/05
More tactics designed to confuse the consumer.  zmud | 09/14/05
Ummm  IT Scion | 09/14/05
windows versions  csa0307 | 09/14/05
Being rude does not prove your...  sykandtyed | 09/14/05
Learn how to spell "they're" before calling people "stupid."  olePigeon | 09/14/05
Which features?  IT Scion | 09/14/05
Microsoft's planned bugs...  sykandtyed | 09/14/05
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I can't help but imagine . . .  koelsh | 09/14/05
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