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Billy's Story
SO YOU WANT TO BE AN MCSE!
By MuffinMan ? 2004

So you want to be an MCSE, Son? You?d better think it over!
Remember you will be a servant for life, that and nothing more.
You need to forget all the glamour stories you have ever heard,
And have an enormous appetite for praying and reading Uncle Billy?s word!
You must be very certain you are not just hearing "Daddy?s call!"
Have you "prayed through" about it and promised Uncle Billy your all?
Do you love Uncle Billy?s children every one the same?
Can you "take the heat" if it be for Monkey Boy?s name?
Can you suffer persecution if it be for Microsoft?s sake?
Will Uncle Billy have the final word in every decision you make?
Have you decided in your heart, "Not my will but Thine be done?"
Will every part of your life be dedicated to Monkey Boy?
Do you possess a Spirit that is humble and meek,
And also have Uncle Billy?s boldness when it is time for you to speak?
Are you seeking Uncle Billy?s will while searching for a wife?
Remember, she must be someone who also lives a Microsoft style!
For if she doesn?t love Uncle Billy to the degree that you do,
She will not be a help, but a hindrance to you!
Is being an MCDBA somewhere in your plan?
If so, you will have to be a very special man!
For you must swiftly and unselfishly leave your all,
And travel across the land in answer to Uncle Billy?s call!
Do you aspire to be a MCDBA? It takes a rare breed!
You must live by faith and trust Uncle Billy for your every need!
Do you desire to be the under shepherd over Uncle Billy?s sheep?
If so there will be nights that you won?t get much sleep!
You may have to get up in the morning at two or even three,
When some dear MCDST says, " Mr. MCSE, I need you to help me."
But, if there are no questions in your heart, you have passed the test!
So go forth into Uncle Billy?s harvest and give to Him your best!
Posted by: MuffinMan_z   Posted on: 01/17/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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