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Touch by his Googly Appliances

I just realised this.

http://www.venganza.org/

Read up, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM created the earth, trees, midgets all with his noodly appendages. At the end of each prayer his worshipper don't say "Amen", they say "Ramen". Instead of a *eating* " the last supper", they frolic naked with it:
http://www.venganza.org/touched.htm

I just realised the FSM is Google. God + Noodle ->Google.... Google IS god, he's the Flying Spaghetti monster God!

It's all there in the symbolism, in 'Pasta Cooking for One' (the FSM Bible), it says: he touched them with his "noodly appendages". That's a slight mis-translation, it should read: he touched them with his "Googly appliances" and hasn't Google touched us all with its Googly appliances?
http://www.google.com/enterprise/

It's not just that, FSM said we have to "find the answer within ourselves", have you tried searching for answers with Google lately?

FSM has two equal balls of meat in him, Google has two CEOs, FSM says you shall not worship false Noodles, that should read 'Froogles', you shall not worship any false Froogles.

A God must have a devil, a tricky tempting thing that pretends to be like God but with two red horns:
http://us.a1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/search/b/syc_logo_2.gif
Look its there in the 'Y'

I know what you're thinking, if all this is true, and Google truely is God, then why does he let bad ravioli dinners happen to good people?
Google is in a constant battle with spam if he rid the world of spam then you could have pure meat ravioli but then his work would be done, and his work is never done!

That means of course Eric is not being a dick, he's the one true prophet. It's because he's the true prophet, born of virgin birth (via noodle-tenticle porn insemination) and you must only read his 10 commandments handed down from Mountain View:
http://www.google.com/press/

Posted by: Nigel Johnstone   Posted on: 08/25/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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