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Windows XP Is Incredible! Fedora Core is Finished!
I love Windows XP!
First it let's me pay Microsoft $200 every few years to get the latest version.
Then it lets me catch all kinds of exotic internet viruses.
If that weren't enough, it gives me the luxury of having other people pick for me what software to use because I am too dumb to do that myself.
they kind folks at MS were thoughtful enough to make it so that if I choose to use MS Outlook to maintain my contacts, it is all but impossible for me to move to any other contact manager. i am a simpleton, so the Big Brothers at MS, in their infinite wisdom, knew that they had to protect me from myself. Oh, joy!!
Last but not least, they pay millions of dollars to bash any alternative to Windows so that my simple, primitive mind will not get any ideas of moving to a free alternative like Linux.

I am so happy that the folks at Microsoft are looking out for me! They will hold my hand for me from cradle to grave and they will keep only one of their hands in my pockets while doing so. They are so good to me that i have a tear in my eye. All hail our benevolent daddy.....Microsoft!
Posted by: altospro72   Posted on: 06/14/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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Waste of bandwidth...  Mike Cox | 06/13/05
Totally Agree!  ejhonda | 06/13/05
Very poor effort. I rate it only 5.1  Sir_Chancealot | 06/13/05
1.7 for being grossly Off Topic  nucrash | 06/13/05
10.0  TLG_z | 06/13/05
Mike is just tired  nucrash | 06/13/05
10  John L. Ries | 06/13/05
Re; 1.7 for being grossly Off Topic  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
Tell me about it  ibabadur1 | 06/13/05
Yup, so polished like their other products, that I bet  HypnoToad | 06/13/05
Your, sir, are obviously either paid off by Micro$oft or just clueless.  altospro72 | 06/13/05
Your, sir, are obviously either paid off by Micro$oft or just clueless.  altospro72 | 06/13/05
Neither, he does this as reverse psych  FilledOut | 06/14/05
Forget FC.  vdraken | 06/13/05
Says who? You?  ibabadur1 | 06/13/05
Who says?  vdraken | 06/13/05
Deadrat might as well forget it.  osreinstall | 06/13/05
Although I am using Mepis...  Colonel_Panic | 06/13/05
I love how how this works:  Judas I. | 06/13/05
To bad it's useless for doing any real work.  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/13/05
FLAME!!!!!  nucrash | 06/13/05
You're kidding, of course.  John L. Ries | 06/13/05
I published two scientific papers by using Linux.  chiishen | 06/14/05
I fully agree  cubmiester | 06/14/05
Yes, Lamehorn IS useless.  Judas I. | 06/14/05
RE: To bad it's useless for doing any real work  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
ZDnet employee Troll!  An_Axe_to_Grind | 06/14/05
RE: ZDnet employee Troll!  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
I'll try it later  FilledOut | 06/14/05
Red Hat releases newest Fedora  Loverock Davidson | 06/13/05
Listen...  Colonel_Panic | 06/13/05
Listen...  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
Windows XP Is Incredible! Fedora Core is Finished!  altospro72 | 06/14/05
That's great  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
RE: That's great  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
9.5 - great satire! forgot to mention media player. then it would have been  wessonjoe | 06/14/05
Wow... That was really stupid  cobalt54 | 06/14/05
Leave poor Lovey alone..  widge_z | 06/14/05
Yeah  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
RE: Yeah  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
Thats just the point..  widge_z | 06/14/05
Sorry dude  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
No it wasn't  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
?  Protector | 06/14/05
There ya go again, Rockhead:  Judas I. | 06/14/05
There I go  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
Yes, there you go again: showing your ignorance.  Judas I. | 06/14/05
what does that matter?  doh123 | 06/14/05
Unless, of course, the company is an SMB.  Judas I. | 06/14/05
Those 2 definitions depend on your state of mind.  osreinstall | 06/14/05
Killer Apple???  jasonp@... | 06/14/05
Mike Cox and No_Ax = SuperTroll  An_Axe_to_Grind | 06/14/05

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