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1.7 for being grossly Off Topic
I think I could have done a better torpedo if I were trying myself.

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Upon this horrendous news, I immediately fired of a reminder of the company policy banning installation of any non-Microsoft software. Shortly after lunch with my Microsoft Rep about the futile attempts of the opensource community and their short comings of their free software packages lacking the robustness of Microsoft Windows .Net Platform, a traitor to our cause was found visiting a MSN Search cached version of the Fedora Website. I was gladly helped burn his desk and escorted him out of the office.

Immediately after the event, I had my MCSEs adjust the Proxy and ISA server to filter out any opensource trash that may be cached by web searches. My techs also setup a Keystroke logger on all of the systems that will notify me of the when and where of any user that may search for any of the opensource companies or information related to opensource software. This cancer will not be brought into my company again.
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Waste of bandwidth...  Mike Cox | 06/13/05
Totally Agree!  ejhonda | 06/13/05
Very poor effort. I rate it only 5.1  Sir_Chancealot | 06/13/05
1.7 for being grossly Off Topic  nucrash | 06/13/05
10.0  TLG_z | 06/13/05
Mike is just tired  nucrash | 06/13/05
10  John L. Ries | 06/13/05
Re; 1.7 for being grossly Off Topic  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
Tell me about it  ibabadur1 | 06/13/05
Yup, so polished like their other products, that I bet  HypnoToad | 06/13/05
Your, sir, are obviously either paid off by Micro$oft or just clueless.  altospro72 | 06/13/05
Your, sir, are obviously either paid off by Micro$oft or just clueless.  altospro72 | 06/13/05
Neither, he does this as reverse psych  FilledOut | 06/14/05
Forget FC.  vdraken | 06/13/05
Says who? You?  ibabadur1 | 06/13/05
Who says?  vdraken | 06/13/05
Deadrat might as well forget it.  osreinstall | 06/13/05
Although I am using Mepis...  Colonel_Panic | 06/13/05
I love how how this works:  Judas I. | 06/13/05
To bad it's useless for doing any real work.  No_Ax_to_Grind | 06/13/05
FLAME!!!!!  nucrash | 06/13/05
You're kidding, of course.  John L. Ries | 06/13/05
I published two scientific papers by using Linux.  chiishen | 06/14/05
I fully agree  cubmiester | 06/14/05
Yes, Lamehorn IS useless.  Judas I. | 06/14/05
RE: To bad it's useless for doing any real work  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
ZDnet employee Troll!  An_Axe_to_Grind | 06/14/05
RE: ZDnet employee Troll!  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
I'll try it later  FilledOut | 06/14/05
Red Hat releases newest Fedora  Loverock Davidson | 06/13/05
Listen...  Colonel_Panic | 06/13/05
Listen...  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
Windows XP Is Incredible! Fedora Core is Finished!  altospro72 | 06/14/05
That's great  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
RE: That's great  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
9.5 - great satire! forgot to mention media player. then it would have been  wessonjoe | 06/14/05
Wow... That was really stupid  cobalt54 | 06/14/05
Leave poor Lovey alone..  widge_z | 06/14/05
Yeah  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
RE: Yeah  nightshade0143 | 06/14/05
Thats just the point..  widge_z | 06/14/05
Sorry dude  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
No it wasn't  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
?  Protector | 06/14/05
There ya go again, Rockhead:  Judas I. | 06/14/05
There I go  Loverock Davidson | 06/14/05
Yes, there you go again: showing your ignorance.  Judas I. | 06/14/05
what does that matter?  doh123 | 06/14/05
Unless, of course, the company is an SMB.  Judas I. | 06/14/05
Those 2 definitions depend on your state of mind.  osreinstall | 06/14/05
Killer Apple???  jasonp@... | 06/14/05
Mike Cox and No_Ax = SuperTroll  An_Axe_to_Grind | 06/14/05

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