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Steve Ballmer - Monkey CEO
I can't think of a time when I could take Steve seriously as the CEO of Microsoft. He would rattle some rant about how .net was a platform and Java was a language. He would also rattle on about how Open Source was a cancer and more recently about how the opensource crowd was violating copyrights and that he had proof. No Proof came.

Who can forget his tirades of jumping around on the stage to Gloria Estefan or chanting "Developers" over and over again?

Oh Steve, how when you retire, I might actually miss thee. That crazy goof ball that would attack open source while the rest of his company would be talking about embracing it. I personally think he has the leadership skills of a lemming headed over the cliff while the rest of the bunch actually stand back to watch and laugh as he plunges into the sea.

You go Steve. Be the best Microsoft CEO that you can be. We know you drink you own Kool-aid and that your own Reality Distortion field is ten times denser than that of Steve Jobs. Fortunately I don't know of anyone else who can swim in that muck.
Posted by: nucrash   Posted on: 01/28/08 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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Steve Ballmer - Monkey CEO  nucrash | 01/28/08
But you gotta love the enthusiasm  georgeou | 01/28/08
The humor impaired will never ...  P. Douglas | 01/28/08
Yeah, these were gags like the last Bill Gates video  georgeou | 01/28/08
I will laugh with them at times  nucrash | 01/29/08
These are for internal company parties  georgeou | 01/29/08
Yes, but McNealy was funny.  nucrash | 01/29/08
The whole thing was an internal gag, don't take the prices seriously  georgeou | 01/29/08
Brilliant!  P. Douglas | 01/28/08
Developers! Developers! Developers!  dave.leigh@... | 01/28/08
I tend to wonder  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 01/29/08
The other man...  smearp | 01/28/08
It's not from the '80  agifal@... | 01/28/08
It's from the 1985 MSFT Company Meeting  Larry Osterman | 01/28/08
Ah, that explains it  georgeou | 01/28/08
Btw, I was wrong  LarryOsterman | 01/28/08
Who played the president?  georgeou | 01/28/08
Was it Brian Valentine, co-hosting? (NT)  LinuxHippie | 01/29/08
Windows 2.x  CarlS | 01/28/08
Reversi was in 3.0, but not 3.1 (NT)  alaniane@... | 01/29/08
Still a pig after all these years...  mikifinaz1@... | 01/29/08
RE: Steve Ballmer then and now?  Update victim | 01/29/08
Appropriate statements would be deleted  Ole Man | 01/29/08

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