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Funny bit from author Neil Gaiman today:
http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2006/09/terrorism-and-my-toothpaste.html
I have just read the TSA list of permitted and prohibited items in full.
Toothpaste is out.
Hairgel is out.
"Topical or rash creams" are out.
Lip gels are out.
Shampoos and conditioners are out.
Personal lubricants are... just fine.
I blink. I find I'm suddenly unsure whether or not that means exactly what I'm certain it does mean, so I google "personal lubricants" and yes, it's talking about exactly what I think it's talking about. Up to 4 oz. of personal lubricants are just fine.... practically the only liquid you can take with you onto a plane.
um....
I think I must be losing it.
For a moment there, I really planned to drive up to a drug store, buy a 4 oz container of personal lubricant, empty it out, wash it and refill it with toothpaste. - Posted by: tic swayback Posted on: 09/06/06 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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