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- How about electro shock controls?
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Why not build a parental control into a phone whereby after a certain time has elapsed of constantly being on it that the phone would start to send little (or big) electric shocks to the user to force them to hang up for a while? Think of all the fun. That dumb aimless broad Paris Hilton would be doing the electric boogaloo all over the place!
Or how about setting a timer whereby after tike had run out the phone would start verbally insulting you in a blaring tone? Hang up the phone, you reject! You can't get laid, that's why you yap all day on me, you soft wimp! Stop playing with yourself in your room! Oh, the creativity could be endless!
- Posted by: Jeff Spicoli Posted on: 02/12/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
Well Shiver Me Timbers!
Jeff Spicoli | 02/11/05
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Or worse
Roger Ramjet | 02/14/05
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How about a safe cell phone?
Nigel Johnstone | 02/12/05
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That's like safe chemotherapy
Jeff Spicoli | 02/12/05
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How about external voice cancellation?
toomuchgreeatea@... | 02/12/05
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How about electro shock controls?
Jeff Spicoli | 02/12/05
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The Israelis have the answer
Roger Ramjet | 02/14/05
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The only feature missing
osreinstall | 02/14/05
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What do you think?
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