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My first book will be "How to blow up the White House in 21 days!"
After that I'll maybe check out "How to disembowel DHS agents with a wooden cooking spoon". Next I might take a peek at "How to slip a chemical bomb into the Halls of Congress". Finally I might rent out "How to sneak a nuclear warhead past the flimsy farcical US border patrol". This should ensure I avoid detection. The feds will be preoccupied with the real bastards out there, out to destroy humankind for no apparent reason. You know, the ones that rent out books like "How to ensure freedom doesn't die a quick, needless death in an age of contrived fear and staged governmental terror".

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P.S. -- In case the feds are sticking their snout in this forum (since they ovbiously aren't chasing the real terrorists, as they've shown a less than half-hearted desire to really pursue them), I'd just like to say I was officially kidding. Now you guys get back to the important things you do best: feeling grandma Jones' t*ts at the airports for radioactive bombs, jailing innocent arabs without due process, and working overtime to strip the Constitution of any pair of balls it has left.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli   Posted on: 10/18/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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in a digital world of drm  V Sanders | 10/18/04
I can answer that  Hanover Phist | 10/18/04
And who has access to the records?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 10/18/04
Ashcroft & Co. in a bunker somewhere..  Jeff Spicoli | 10/18/04
Nobody said the libraries had to share info with the gov't  CobraA1 | 10/19/04
re: Nobody said the libraries had to share info with the gov't  Me_too | 10/19/04
Great...be very careful what you check out.  Laff | 10/18/04
They already do this  voska | 10/18/04
Yoy may be right. Still that does not mean we can  Laff | 10/18/04
Not possible.  Me_too | 10/19/04
My first book will be "How to blow up the White House in 21 days!"  Jeff Spicoli | 10/18/04
NOW YOU"VE DONE IT! You are on the LIST!  Laff | 10/18/04
He's probably making the list  AbsolutelyNot | 10/18/04
JEFF and the White house  rebel_z | 10/18/04
These 'Books 'Constantly 'Broadcast a Signal ""?  ParadigmOdyssey | 10/18/04
Related ZDNET Story:  ParadigmOdyssey | 10/18/04
re: These 'Books 'Constantly 'Broadcast a Signal  Me_too | 10/19/04
Put the book anywhere, organized chaos  joedokes | 10/19/04
More privacy, not less ...  archief | 10/22/04
The Whole Story  Pinkerton | 10/22/04

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