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What a crock of Wh0reSh!tFire sauce!

Her phone has bluetooth! It was switched on. Anyone with a
pda or jedi-cellphone could hijack-beam her phone's contact
info. Seriously, this is not Mission-Impossible style! I doubt
anyone hacked her account online ... oh god ... what a yawn.

This is how it could have possibly went:

She could've been simply walking buy in the strip, stopping to
look at shoes, and unknowing of her cellphone's full advanced
technological break-through features! How does she have to
the time to learn all this? Paris is a busy woman trying to find
her way out of Mr. Slave's pooper!

Ok, so a young tech-savy teenager was nearby and just
happened to recognized her. He got excited -- wanted some
kind of great reward for this gracious random moment of
circumstance -- contemplated real fast on what to do next --
and decided to go with the best decision to outsmart her. He
activated his flux-capacitor-mod cellphone to detect her phone
device. Holy tooth de blue, Monsieur OpenHole! Oh man he
must have been very excited -- heart beating as intense as if he
touched her butter skin like the Invisible-Man to his
unsuspecting women -- and now he has a piece of her 'paris'.
He runs back to his crew and brags; they bounce off the wall as
if in a gang-bang. "Yeeaaahhhh ... let's post her numbers all
over net [for free]!"

There you go!

No one made money. No paparazzi or her arch-enemies would
give such high-value information without dollars in the deal
between the media and the market [under the control of the
Illuminati's hidden hand [in turn under the control of the lizard
people]].

Posted by: OmarHash   Posted on: 02/21/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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