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"Tell me what happened son."
Driver-"Well officer I was driving down the road when my car crashed!"

Cop-"I can see that, tell me how you crashed."

Driver-"I dunno, the horn honked then the lights blinked and "** BOOM! **"

Cop-"I see. Did you by chance answer you phone while you were driving?"

Driver-"Yes, why?"

Cop-"Your car was infected with a virus"

Driver-"Really!? Will it be okay?"

Cop-"Oh I am sure the repair shop might be able to fix it."

Driver-"The virus?"

Cop-"No the car."

Sounded better in my head...
Posted by: Linux User 147560   Posted on: 02/17/05 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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"Tell me what happened son."  Linux User 147560 | 02/17/05
Don't let Microsoft in...  Spikey_Mike | 02/17/05
I can imagine many, many intersting horror stories (nt)  michael-t | 02/17/05
Message has been deleted.  Confused by religion | 02/18/05
Staples Law  Roger Ramjet | 02/18/05
I like that  rapson | 02/18/05
Oh YEAH!  Roger Ramjet | 02/18/05
wrong.  wessonjoe | 02/24/05
navy  wessonjoe | 02/24/05

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