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Tired of spyware?

Tired of adware?

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Tired of that same old Internet Explorer browser that hasn't changed in five years?

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"There's a hole in my firewall"
"Service Pack 2 Blues"
"The Steve Ballmer Shuffle"

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MICROSOFT BLOCKWARE

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Microsoft Blockware....because if we can't develop it....we'll just take it!
Posted by: itanalyst   Posted on: 12/17/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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MS firewalls and other jokes on security.  michael-t | 12/16/04
FYI:  Ardian Daka | 12/17/04
Yes but...  Jeff Spicoli | 12/17/04
Slight correction  Chad_z | 12/17/04
Nothing to worry about  Richard Flude | 12/16/04
ZDNET, Why do you keep posting the same old story...  Plain Logic | 12/16/04
Copy paste my lad, Copy paste  Squawkbox | 12/16/04
Message From Ballmer: "Move Along, Nothing To See Here"  itanalyst | 12/17/04
MSFT Process  Chad_z | 12/17/04
rotflmao (NT)  JasonL31 | 12/19/04
The laugh track must be extra, ...  Judas I. | 12/17/04
And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor  itanalyst | 12/17/04
Outstanding.  boabyd | 12/19/04
Ha, Ha !  stewart@... | 12/17/04
I knew "localsubnet" was a bad idea.  JoeMama_z | 12/17/04
SP 2  cardinal33 | 12/17/04
SP 2 was supposed to fix EVERYTHING ?!?!!  Squawkbox | 12/17/04
some practical info please  clancy | 12/17/04
Does it work with SR2  Bruce Swanson | 12/17/04
Microsoft More Useless Everyday...  PhoenixStorm26 | 12/19/04
Not Really A "Fire Wall" - More Like an "Ember Mound" Really (NT)  BanjoPaterson | 12/20/04
Good free firewall  Neil Parks | 12/20/04
A joke...and it's not MS.  Anonynona_z | 12/20/04
PS  Anonynona_z | 12/20/04

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