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The best protection you can have from the government ...

The George Bush Anti-Virus software ? If you thought you have been at peace with your computer ? the Bush Anti-Virus software will prove you were wrong. After installation of the software - you have no choice but to declare war on cyber-terrorism using up to the last penny on your bank account. Then it will patiently wait until your next income will come to make your pockets pleasingly light again.

Warning: You cannot uninstall the Bush Anti-Virus software during 4 years, even if there is no cyber-terrorism at all.
Benefits: You cannot escape from the installation of the George Bush Anti-Virus software. It automatically reinstalls itself for each next 4 year-cycle no matter what you do. So, thanks to the George Bush Anti-Virus software, your pockets will never be in danger of carrying heavy wallets.

Special useful features: You don?t have a guarantee for a lifetime. This good feature tremendously helps you with living in constant fear, uncertainty and doubts while maintaining extreme jittery effect. Thanks to this, you can skip drinking coffee or watching horror movies - Bush Anti-Virus software can easily replace both of these activities. That?s what you pay for.

The John Kerry Anti-Virus software - This is the only authorized copy of The George Bush Anti-Virus software but made under an alternative brand name - John Kerry. The only difference is John Kerry does not know about it (that he copied George Bush). Therefore, after the installation Kerry?s software automatically tells you stories about how bad The George Bush Anti-Virus software is and how good is the Kerry one.

Note: In order to use Kerry?s software - Bush?s sound and video cards are required.
Benefits: You don?t have to pay for Bush?s sound and video cards ? they are already installed for Free everywhere where you can or even cannot imagine. Paid versions are also available.

Troubleshooting:
If by a Bush-Kerry?s mistake you see no cyber-terrorism - don?t worry - the manufacturer of Bush-Kerry software will immediately assist you with ?proven? facts of coming danger and if you won?t be convinced ? ?unexpected? pretty persuasive cyber-attacks will appear as many times as necessary until you will be convinced to live in fear, uncertainty and doubts again. Then, after you will return your trust to the Bush-Kerry software, they will allow you to come back to normal life - peaceful living in a state of unstoppable terror alert.

Thanks to this superior care you?ll never end to enjoy combats for freedom ? of your pockets from money in favor of the manufacturer of the Anti-Virus software and its distributors ? Bush and Kerry.

I hope the above description of the most advanced Bush-Kerry Anti-Virus software will make you sure that your computers and wallets are now definitely in the hands you can trust.

As you understand ? no matter whom you will choose ? Bush or Kerry ? the manufacturer of Bush-Kerry Anti-Virus software will never go out of business by natural cause.

Thus, if you want to support Bush or Kerry business ? the best you can do for them is to support cyber-terrorism.

Long life cyber-terror for Anti-Virus business.

Posted by: Vily Clay   Posted on: 12/10/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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