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Ha! You think I'm going to believe all that?
OK. I expect that your whole last post was a lie. And not without reason! Here's why:

Anyone who is usually negative toward MS is an ABMer. You are usually negative toward MS. Thus, you are an ABMer!! Foolproof logic!

An ABMer would never, ever use any product from the "evil empire", so you MUST be lying when you say that you use MS software.

All ABMers are whiners and $hills, and they would NEVER EVER say anything good about MS, so your comment must be a hidden assault on MS. See my point?

So. Since you are obviously an ABMer, you MUST also be an advocate of Linux. Everyone knows that, right? Right. (Mac and BSD users can be ignored.) So you are part of the Linux community. And this just PROVES that the Linux community is made up completely of whiners, $hills, zealots, and fanboys. All of them are either 16 or 32 years old. (If they're 32, then they're living in their parents' basements.) So I just guessed that you're a 32-year-old.

Now stop saying that I'm wrong. Obviously, I'm right. And above all, don't say that I'm biased. That couldn't be farther from the truth. It would be RIDICULOUS to say that I, of all people, am a zealot. There is no such thing as a Microsoft zealot. There is no such thing as a pro-MS fanatic.. So I feel pretty comfortable saying that I'm a non-zealot, since I couldn't possibly be otherwise.
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Hear, hear!  d_jedi | 12/02/04
we could go after the people that run the mail servers  JasonL31 | 12/03/04
Roger that No_Ax!!!  tbbrickster_z | 12/03/04
Hey, I resemble that remark  Roger Ramjet | 12/03/04
Yeah...Sic em!!!  eulagree | 12/06/04
good for every user  us_forums@... | 05/27/07
Huzzahs!!  native alien | 12/02/04
And The Answer Is...?  slingzenarrowzuvowtrayjissforchin | 12/02/04
Public caneing?  No_Ax_to_Grind | 12/02/04
HAR!!  native alien | 12/02/04
Works for me  us_forums@... | 05/27/07
The Answer Is...  native alien | 12/02/04
And how does it stop zombies?  rpmyers1 | 12/02/04
That's Not The Way It Works  native alien | 12/02/04
OK...I'm Convinced  slingzenarrowzuvowtrayjissforchin | 12/02/04
Ugh...all the anti-MS fanaticism makes me sick.  Sniper_z | 12/02/04
what were you reading?  JasonL31 | 12/02/04
OhMyGawd, Yer Outa Control...  slingzenarrowzuvowtrayjissforchin | 12/02/04
Impressive  native alien | 12/02/04
Ha! You think I'm going to believe all that?  Sniper_z | 12/02/04
What a relief!  native alien | 12/02/04
Nah....  James T. Kirk | 12/03/04
5.9  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 12/02/04
Yo Sniper,didja forget your Haldon this AM???  tbbrickster_z | 12/03/04
M$ $ucks!  Roger Ramjet | 12/03/04
What's their theory?  Immanuel Tranz-Mischen | 12/02/04
MS Harmed  gary.douglas@... | 12/03/04
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Money well spent.  Been_Done_Before | 12/03/04

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