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i remember a joke:
airplane at the gate. on board are all the major tech CEOs:
the pilot announces that this is the first airplane ever to be run completly on windows.
all the CEO's panic and exit the plane at due haste.
only Bill Gates is left (old joke). they ask him, "you're that confident that th eplane wont chrash?"
he says, "i know my system... the plane wont even make it off the ground!"
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