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Trust Bundling
Well you are right to feel alienated and insignificant. Apple
has missed the boat. Their release of modular
software has bypassed Microsoft's new "Trust Bundling"
initiative. Apple is missing out on the valuable bonding
experiences endemic to the Windows platform. The
Windows clubhouse in the tree (no girls allowed) is getting
another extension this week.

Once a month a trust bundle will arrive and squat patiently
on your desktop until it recieves a requisite amount of
validation. Validating the trust bundle will prompt it to give
you a pat on the head. This pavlovian exercise will endear
one to the trust bundling process and several repeats will
establish the routine as one of the bright points in your life.
Remember, it's not a patch, it's a trust bundle... and we
never really needed to rock anyway.

switch back man - for god's sake switch back!
Posted by: Harry Bardal   Posted on: 10/16/03 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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New Reality TV show?  jonnormand | 10/15/03
"Stupid" kids vs. Techies  michael-t | 10/15/03
Stupid Kids  Delaware Boy | 10/16/03
RE: New Reality TV show?  CooCooCaChoo | 10/15/03
What are you talking about?  samwise | 10/16/03
99% ??  rock06r | 10/16/03
If I was a smarter virus writer...  rock06r | 10/16/03
Message has been deleted.  jonnormand | 10/15/03
New talkback system deemed a "failure"  tic swayback | 10/15/03
if only it worked  ryusen | 10/15/03
It is ridiculous...  John Le'Brecage | 10/15/03
Who are the techies?  Ardian Daka | 10/16/03
New talkback system deemed a "failure"  Cardinal_Bill | 10/15/03
Re-reg  pschroeder@... | 10/15/03
policy  ryusen | 10/15/03
Re : policy  lmaxwell | 10/15/03
re : New talkback system deemed a "failure"  lmaxwell | 10/15/03
not really  tic swayback | 10/16/03
i doubt it  ryusen | 10/16/03
I don't think it's too bad  Arrg | 10/16/03
agreed  Michael Kelly | 10/15/03
RE:New talkback system deemed a "failure"  loveroffunbags@... | 10/15/03
I dunno... I kinda like it  emartin_z | 10/15/03
You Are Right Re The New Format  The Real Bitch | 10/15/03
(NT) Use Opera  toomuchgreeatea@... | 10/15/03
RE: You Are Right Re The New Format  CooCooCaChoo | 10/15/03
True...  The Real Bitch | 10/16/03
RE: New talkback system deemed a "failure"  CooCooCaChoo | 10/15/03
I have no problem logging in  The Real Bitch | 10/16/03
It's not bad, but it's pretty slow  Beatrix Kiddo | 10/16/03
slow and clunky  tic swayback | 10/16/03
Im with you  Hanover Phist | 10/16/03
What else is new ?  GLMarx | 10/16/03
Well that makes sense  Len Rooney | 10/15/03
Trustworthy Patchputing  Harry Bardal | 10/15/03
OK, I admit it -- I'm jealous!  Len Rooney | 10/16/03
Trust Bundling  Harry Bardal | 10/16/03
Lucky People  michael-t | 10/15/03
Nonsense  pschroeder@... | 10/15/03
Re: Nonsense  GraysonPeddie | 10/15/03
Re: Nonsense  Iain_Peters | 10/15/03
Network admin  pschroeder@... | 10/16/03
in an ideal situation  ryusen | 10/16/03
SUS  pschroeder@... | 10/16/03
Thank you  ryusen | 10/16/03
Server for each department!  Arrg | 10/16/03
"Servers"  pschroeder@... | 10/16/03
And!  Arrg | 10/16/03
re: bandwidth  ryusen | 10/16/03
Missing the point  pschroeder@... | 10/16/03
I'll, I'll  The Real Bitch | 10/16/03
Trustworthy happy  michael-t | 10/15/03
Re: New talkback system deemed a failure  Spoon Jabber | 10/15/03
Deleted  pschroeder@... | 10/15/03
Plus  The Real Bitch | 10/15/03
(NT) Use Opera  toomuchgreeatea@... | 10/15/03
Get a real Browser ...  GLMarx | 10/16/03
but  ryusen | 10/16/03
But - Opera has the answer for you  Iain_Peters | 10/16/03
Text Zoom  pschroeder@... | 10/17/03
Re: New talkback system deemed a "failure"  Chazo | 10/15/03
"Next Message" on the righ  S.Howard-Sarin ZDNet Moderator | 10/15/03
For those who are still running NT Workstation  toomuchgreeatea@... | 10/15/03
Trustworthy Computing? HAHAHAHAHA!  Chad_z | 10/15/03
5 ZDNet security stories in 1 day, windows must be...  Richard Flude | 10/15/03
Me first!  Yen_z | 10/15/03
Daily...Week...2 Weeks...Month...Doesn't matter to me!  GraysonPeddie | 10/15/03
Who does this really serve?  tic swayback | 10/16/03
Re: Who does this really serve?  GraysonPeddie | 10/16/03
Who does this really serve?  Iain_Peters | 10/16/03
this is great  lmaxwell | 10/15/03
why not...  ryusen | 10/16/03
Question on downloads of patches  Iain_Peters | 10/16/03
technet  ryusen | 10/22/03
Hope this means better patch testing  doctormoriarty | 10/16/03

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