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M$ a THREAT to world order! Use Linux now!
At the Linux User Group meeting that my friend Bernie runs in his parents' basement four times a day, we estimated that 95.4% of all Windows XP (Xtra Problems) machines are infected with this and other viruses/trojans/worms. This is clearly a threat to the world's security! The ONLY solution is to stop using ALL Micro$haft products IMMEDIATELY and use Linux and Open Source products like OpenOffice.

Anyone who knows anything knows that the perfect Linux OS is 100% invulnerable to any form of virus, trojan, worm, or spyware! Even if Linux had 90%+ share of the desktop market, you would NEVER see a successful virus on this TOTALLY secure platform. Also, since Linux is so easy to configure (especially its well documented firewall), even small businesses with no IT department can get it running and 100% secure in a matter of minutes!

These are the final days of the evil M$ Empire, brothers! Linux forever! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: LinuxLover74   Posted on: 05/14/04 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use

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it's like the ideal microsoft worm...  ryusen | 05/13/04
LOL!  Confused by religion | 05/13/04
Full marks ZZ  Franklin_z | 05/13/04
ZZ, I proudly doff the Fedora too you  Squawkbox | 05/13/04
*takes a bow*  ryusen | 05/14/04
Oh man...this whole thing is a big mess.  Linux_Developer | 05/13/04
this not a 'new' hole  toadlife | 05/13/04
Smug ignorance  jellyclock | 05/14/04
I think you're late for...  toadlife | 05/14/04
but.. in this case,  ryusen | 05/14/04
M$ a THREAT to world order! Use Linux now!  LinuxLover74 | 05/14/04
step away  Avatar28 | 05/14/04
If you disagree with me, you must be a paid criminal monopolist M$ shill!  LinuxLover74 | 05/14/04
oh yes  Avatar28 | 05/14/04
Got You!  John Dulles | 05/14/04
Ah, but if you disagree with me, you must be communist, anti-US, Muslim...  Sniper_z | 05/14/04
you must be new here...  ryusen | 05/14/04
Thats because....  LinuxLover74 | 05/14/04
now you are starting to sound microsoftish...  ryusen | 05/14/04
Ho, hum  Linux_Developer | 05/14/04
hum, ho  Valis Keogh | 05/15/04
Worms usually feed on dead things.. Like Microsoft's business model  Xunil_Sierutuf | 05/14/04
The Stats  john public | 05/14/04
Yup!  Linux User 147560 | 05/14/04
Hey, be careful what you say!  Linux_Developer | 05/14/04

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