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MS Creates MicroCop The Bounty Hunter
This whole charade MS has come up with now to find the author of Blaster and SoBig smacks like a scean out of RoboCop, only it will be called MicroCop The Bounty Hunter.

scean1: year 2004... AntiVirus cop chases a carload of teenagers who have just compromised a network computer system and stolen all its data. With guns blazing the cop follows teenagers to an abandoned mill.

scean2: AntiVirus Cop searches mill for the teenagers only to be ambused by thier zombie attack bots and DDoS'd to death.

scean3: Bill Gates and Steve Balmer accuire the body... Bill Gates looks at Balmer says, "Is Project TC (Trustworthy Computing) Online? Ballmer replies, "Yes Sir! We are ready to go!

scean4: Three months later... Teenager at his computer writing a virus to infect the Pentagon and steal nuclear launch codes. Car stops in front of teenagers house, a robotic figure steps out of car and closes the door, Windows Logo seen on door. (scean change) * clunk , cluck, clunk, basement door crashes open,watching teen from computer visual display. Horrified teen steps back and yells, "Who the hell are you?" (scean change) Full body shot of robotic figure appears... Microsoft logo badge appears... Robotic figure steps up to teen picks him up off the floor and dangles him in air and replies, " I am MICROCOP the Bounty Hunter and you are FUD! I am here to destroy you! MircoCop kills teenagers computers, arrests teenager, and saves the cyber world. Everyone lives happily ever after locked into using Microsoft OS.

Credits Role....

Created and and produced by:
Bill Gates

Directed by:
Steve Balmer
Posted by: DragonBRockin   Posted on: 11/05/03 You are currently: a Guest | Members login | Terms of Use
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Makes Sense  ndelc | 11/04/03
Well...  Yen_z | 11/04/03
i agree  stephen732@... | 11/04/03
So...  vdraken | 11/05/03
Reality Check  Quiller | 11/05/03
Robin Hood???  JimSatterfieldW | 11/05/03
ROBIN HOOD???  beepster | 11/05/03
Makes not sense, just makes it more exciting for virus writers  DonnieBoy | 11/04/03
The Myth of Code Security at MS  AbsolutelyNot | 11/05/03
Medieval  Harry Bardal | 11/04/03
Medieval?  stephen732@... | 11/04/03
Will the criminal trial be televised?  David Mohring | 11/04/03
WILL THE CRIMINAL TRIAL BE TELEVISED?  beepster | 11/05/03
Don't fix it - buy silence  madmanx | 11/04/03
The Real reason  eyadmask | 11/04/03
Irrelevancies  Octol | 11/04/03
wish I knew  lmaxwell | 11/04/03
$250,000 is cheap  Iain_Peters | 11/05/03
A better idea  jellyclock | 11/05/03
An even Better idea!  Octol | 11/05/03
Why not address the issues Octol?  jellyclock | 11/05/03
What issues?  JimSatterfieldW | 11/05/03
Truth hurts, doesn't it?  Jack-Booted EULA | 11/05/03
MS Creates MicroCop The Bounty Hunter  DragonBRockin | 11/05/03
Clueless as to real problem  Quiller | 11/05/03
Re: Clueless as to real problem  DragonBRockin | 11/05/03
Greed Wins  Quiller | 11/05/03
Quiller YOUR AN IDIOT!!!  DragonBRockin | 11/05/03
To simple minds there's only 1 solution  JMVella | 11/05/03
Correct  JimSatterfieldW | 11/05/03
free copies of windows instead of cash  blahblahblah | 11/05/03
Hunt and Kill  Quiller | 11/05/03
Terminator HK 900  Quiller | 11/05/03
Hmm... If only the protocols were tested in Open Source  hackman_z | 11/05/03
New Profession  dwest_z | 11/05/03
They forgot to mention one thing !  NT Admin | 11/05/03
Hey MS offer $250,000 bonuses to your staff  Tammee | 11/05/03
Total costs  voska | 11/05/03
My thoughts exactly...  Yen_z | 11/05/03
Based on the Ex-Microserfs I know  AbsolutelyNot | 11/05/03
Well its about time!  Mad Scientist | 11/05/03
Dirty money from a dirty company!  orlando@... | 11/05/03
Bollogni No 2  michael-t | 11/05/03
Reward to Break the System  michael-t | 11/05/03
Lets hope what MS has done does not lead to more nasty programs.  shakey_z | 11/06/03
RE: Microsoft to offer bounty on hackers  OgreMHDW | 02/14/09

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