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Steve Ballmer on the phone in his office at Microsoft...
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Steve Ballmer on the phone in his office at Microsoft...

.....Yes, that's right, Mom. Office 2007 is very secure......[bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz].....Yes, Mom. It's the most secure Office ever.....[bzz bzz bzz].....No, those days are gone forever. That won't happen to you again. Promise. Just install it and you'll be a lot more secure.....[ring ring ring].....Hold on a minute, I've got a call on the other line. Hold on right there. I'll be right back with you...


[...goes to line 2...]


Hello, this is Steve Ballmer!.....[bzz bzz bzz].....Helloooo Mr. Ray Ozzie!! And how is everything going for my new Chief Software Architect?.....[bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz].....What?!!! It's got a what?!!!.....[bzz bzz bzz].....God d*** mother f***** bastard lazy ass incompetent Office team programmers!! Those sons of ******* did it to me again.....[bzz bzz bzz].....No. Really. I'll calm down, I promise.....[bzz bzz bzz].....No, that won't be necessary this time.....[bzz bzz bzz].....Thanks for your concern. And, thanks for letting me know about this.....[bzz bzz bzz].....All right. Bye.


[...back to line 1...]


Mom, I'm sorry, I've really got to go right now. And, uhh, hold off on installing that Office 2007 for now. I'll call you back a little later.....[bzz bzz bzz].....No. Nothing's wrong. I've just got to go take care of something.....[bzz bzz bzz].....Of course not!! Office 2007 is just fine!! It's just another one of those CEO things. You know. Same sh*t, different day!.....[bzz bzz bzz].....Yes, Mom. I love you too. See you Saturday. Bye.


F***!!!!


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Flaw found in Office 2007  Loverock Davidson | 02/23/07
not encouraging...  jjarman | 02/26/07
And?  ceward_z | 02/26/07
And?  jasonp@... | 02/28/07
Ford Motor say  jolumoar | 02/26/07
Here we go again with Microsoft products .  Intellihence | 02/23/07
I keep saying I won't read anything about m$ again  galileon | 02/23/07
Don't hold your breath  Heatlesssun1 | 02/26/07
Tired of (non)Intellihence (with a h on purpose I guess)  harrisharris | 02/26/07
Readin M$ Stories  Algernon1970 | 02/23/07
That's why we stick it with StarOffice  Boot_Agnostic | 02/26/07
Except for..  bobiroc | 02/26/07
Sounds like...  frank@... | 02/26/07
What about Stardust?  feskridge@... | 02/26/07
Hear's what I think:  JDThompson | 02/26/07
If a Tree Falls...  kodakmak | 02/27/07
Well posted  Boot_Agnostic | 02/28/07
Just another nail  cclarkkent | 02/26/07
MS Office vs. what?  ojmas | 02/26/07
MS Office vs. what?  mroblivious1bmf@... | 02/26/07
HEY!  kodakmak | 02/27/07
MS Office  ojmas | 02/26/07
Any one of you whiners care to tackle a product of this..BLAH  mroblivious1bmf@... | 02/26/07
Lest we forget  douglasids | 02/26/07
KOffice  cls@... | 02/26/07
Whyizzit...  gads2000 | 02/26/07
We are the ones who Beta Tested it  kodakmak | 02/27/07
And another thing...  kodakmak | 02/27/07
Ha!  hegira1 | 02/26/07
HA! crappy website  mroblivious1bmf@... | 02/26/07
Should have probably been caught by MS but not a big deal  Heatlesssun1 | 02/26/07
Whatever!  rustydane317@... | 02/26/07
re: Whatever!  bgonetoo | 02/26/07
StarOffice all the way  blackjack861@... | 02/26/07
omg  kida182001 | 02/26/07
Holy Crap  Etch44 | 02/27/07
NOOOO!!!!  kodakmak | 02/27/07
IT'S NOT THE ONLY SEVERE PROBLEM  zdnet@... | 02/26/07
A FLAW in OFFICE????  critic-at-arms | 02/26/07
A monopoly must be high-quality, or else is nothing.  miyojim | 02/28/07
I disagree with this clich?...  miyojim | 02/28/07
Steve Ballmer on the phone in his office at Microsoft...  TechExec2 | 02/28/07

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