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-----my TOP MCSE's on this------

I've been wondering what happened to all the folks that were standing on the corners wearing 'I'll work for food" signs. What did you do? Send them to a two-week memorization session (Some call then boot camps), then put the to work for peanuts?

Get a clue. The threat level is moderate. Not many are expected to become infected.

News flash for ya. My Redhat box has never been hit by a virus. It won't be affected by this one although I do expect to receive about 1,000,000 e-mail messages from windblows machines.

$3,000,000 for windblows software, $2,000,000 for applications to make it useful, $1,500,000 to protect it. All that just to get to where I am for a free download.

No thanks, I'll keep my (and my employers) money. You can buy chairman billy another mansion or monkey boy ballmer another vacation. While you're patching, I'll be spending my vacation financed by the bonus I receive from saving my employer money.
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Proves Trustworthy Computing is working  Mike Cox | 10/31/03
Looks like you do Microsoft's testing  IT_User | 10/31/03
"TOP MCSE's?" Sounds like an oxymoron, and besides, aren't they "bottoms?"  dicktaurus@... | 10/31/03
Gawping at firewalls takes great skill!  dw@... | 11/03/03
ROTFLMFAO  The Real Bitch | 11/03/03
Always good for a laugh  NoB$ | 11/01/03
This Article is FUD and nothing more  RobertoSalazar | 11/02/03
Did you read the article?  voska | 11/03/03
FUD & LIES? ROFLMAO!  The Real Bitch | 11/03/03
It's a social engineering virus  voska | 11/03/03
Let me guess: another flaw?  John Zern | 10/31/03
Nah, this is ultimately a retarded-user issue, however, M$'s insecurity...  dicktaurus@... | 10/31/03
RE: Nah, this is ultimately a retarded-user issue, however, M$'s insecurity  ajapierce | 10/31/03
Education key  lmaxwell | 10/31/03
ideas  voska | 11/03/03
Look Ma, no virus  theo_durcan | 11/01/03
Hey, no bashing. Dang.  Fred Fredrickson | 10/31/03
A half-true statement...  Rabid Conservative | 11/03/03
This ONLY works on M$ systems!!!!!!!  bchesmer | 11/01/03
Windows is the universal OS!  Bill Weisgerber | 11/02/03
why bother?  stephen732@... | 11/02/03
Another joker  NoB$ | 11/02/03
Another M$ virus? Please, give us some news, not boring facts.  NoB$ | 11/01/03
Let me guess: another flaw?  The Real Bitch | 11/03/03
Well, aleast I don't have to patch every  Arrg | 11/01/03
Sounds like a Monty Python routine  Chad_z | 11/02/03
Huh?  Stu_z | 11/03/03
Hmm... Did somebody link the wrong story?  Rabid Conservative | 11/17/03

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